What the hell

25. Trying to live in a dangerous space time

[minajroyale]

[shookie-cookie]

50k FOR A VERSE, NO ALBUM OUT

[toastbutteregg]

[cheese24k]

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

[evilspice]

yes

[peppapigvevo]

come thru bitch

[verybestmonica-deactivated20211]

If I had legs like his I'd show them off all the time too

[peppapigvevo]

If I had this much ass I'd wear skin tight pencil skirts all the time

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

KING HAS LEGS

[smooththegoofyshark]

Lord has CAKE

[commodorecliche]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sseureki]

THICK DADDY M’BAKU

[brownsugarcocoabutterwildflowers]

This is still so relevant…

[sonofnjobu]

This is 100% me.

[ampervadasz]

[konoko]

[everythingfox]

Adorable murder weapon

[oisin-deactivated20210206]

@dropitlowbandit

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

I love how you can tell this isn't the first time she's done this lmfao

[mockwa]

I didn’t go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice

[bornwithawarriorheart]

Standard Elvish 🤣

[cundtcake]

[chibisquirt]

58 seconds to demonstrate EXACTLY why professionalism requires manners.

[digitaldiscipline]

For those of you who do not speak Corporate, this is just:

“Fuck you.” “Fuck you, too.”

[3ueueb47473hd82j]

[i-like-girls-69]

Me when I fucking get you

[grinnersmiler]

Obsessed with this fucking tiktok

[sonypraystation]

this is what tumblr ads feel like

[nicostiel]

🐱 Studio Ghibli + Cats 🐈