Bitch I Might

|Kylie|Gay|Virginia|

[pyrrhuria]

i dont knowwwwww

[secretgarden]

[charlesoberonn]

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[wiiwheel]

When the tops ass wobbles and you can see flashes of Hole with each thrust. Who said that. okay. James

[yuppiesnpuppies]

It just keeps on going

[razerbackbitch]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[theocseason4]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Artpop sounds like a billion times better than anything else gaga ever did. To me

[thedogeveryonehates]

Did u see the video of mayor mamdani jumping in a pool with his full suit and his white button up is wet and a bit see through. Hhhh

Thats his mayoral swimsuit actually

[procyonomancy]

here u go king

[thedogeveryonehates]

oh waow

[labcorp]

[umarell]

[blasesaint]

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[byjove]

this is one of the funniest things he has ever said. I’m not going to touch his fundamental misunderstanding of what Communism is and how the ideology has not worked once over thousands of years “I’ll give you everything” *takes it away from others who earned it* thing is his entire ideology, that is what his presidency is

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]