high on blood

may femme fatale nina is queen and i've accepted tatiana maslany as my goddess feminist

[babyanimalpics]

[derealdragons]

Nina Dobrev || #LakeLife 

[ifieverwasach-ild]

love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses. 

[cosettemartell-deactivated20150]

When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary

[llilithsternin]

Except for Ellen’s book right

[weewoobeeboo822]

and tina fey’s

[thoroughlymodernenough]

American Horror Story: The only show where being killed off means you’ll never leave

[destielthingsandstuff]

[cestnepasuneblog]

The gif won’t load but it’s probably supernatural

[tvdsgifs]

Best Of: Bonnie and her magic

[snorlaxatives]

why is being alive so expensive

[aaaaalrighty-then]

You spelled “suck” wrong.

[snorlaxatives]

???????????????????????????????

[snorlaxatives]

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

why is being alive so suck

why is being alive suck

why is suck

suck is being alive so expensive

why suck so expensive

?????

[caffeinekind-deactivated2014091]

[bitcoinlord]

what the hell is going on

[grimmygirl]

imagine how is touch the suck

[im-moving-yo-blog]

imagine how is suck the sky

[postllimit]

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

[queerqueensansaarchive]

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

[humoristics]

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

[pleatedjeans]

[roplusglam]

[iansmonsterpenis]

"He knows me so well, he can tell if I can do better. He was pushing me a lot on set to be better, to do better… He just pulled stuff out of me that a lot of directors, that don’t know me as well, can’t. It was really, really exciting to work with him." - Kat on being directed by her TVD co-star and best friend Ian Somerhalder. Ian’s directorial debut, episode 6x16, airs on March, 12th.

[rachelsgreen]

[iansmonsterpenis]

#I feel like this represents them pretty well #like Ross kind of understanding but with hints of him being patronizing #Joey looking like he’s not really sure what’s going on but he’s gonna nod anyway #and then Chandler who’s already thought of 30 secret jokes relating to the situation 

[iansmonsterpenis]

world: we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.

america: cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.

[ipomoea-nil]

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy

[coyotegold]

preach 

[monstrousreg-deactivated2015091]

Today in the park I was walking my dog and there was this other girl walking her poodle. She was really pretty and very very nice. Our dogs played for a little while. And then her poodle squatted and pooped, and when she leaned down to pick it up a dude started yelling obscenities about how he’d like to put his dick in her ass.

She got up and literally threw the bag of warm poop at him.

It hit him in the face.

I got to witness that. This might be the best day of my life. 

[iansmonsterpenis]

straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*

straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*

straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*

gay couple: *holds hands in public*

straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN