マッスルマッスル！ハッスルハッスル！

@the-anime-man's cool ososan sideblog wow. background by @onigiiris

[owlet]

English character profiles for the matsus high school selves!!

Credit to @faun-buns for the translation!

[sammimatsu]

Do I even need to fucking say it?

[1995lahaine]

it costs $0.00 to stop shipping siblings romantically

[1995lahaine]

disclaimer: this includes step-siblings, adoptive siblings, foster siblings, and non-siblings raised in a sibling environment! it truly is free, kids!

[glitterglob]

SUMMERTIME

[jyushimoon]

I FCUGINK LVOE BAESBLAL

[strazem]

im so sorry holy shit

[jyushimoon]

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE JYUSHIMATSU 💛

[snowimatsu]

Osomatsu: handling your response Karamatsu: being weak Choromatsu: being content with yourself/acceptance Ichimatsu: resonating ego Jyushimatsu: loss of front and back Todomatsu: holding boundaries

[jushimatsu-matsuno]

Pineconfined

A young man stands alone in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 24th of May, in the year of 2018, is this young man’s birthday! Though it was over a couple decades ago that he was given life, it is only today that he shall find out who he is! ...So, who is he?

Enter Name.

What kind of name is that?? Is that supposed to say “I’m horny”? ...Accurate, but not even close to a real name.

Try again.

Examine Room.

Your name is OSOMATSU.  As was previously mentioned, it is your BIRTHDAY. While you would love to able to have everyone paying attention to ONLY YOU, it just so happens that today is also the birthday of your FIVE YOUNGER BROTHERS. You all just so happen to be a set of IDENTICAL SEXTUPLETS who are well known for your MISCHIEF MAKING.

When you are not out on the town TERRORIZING PEOPLE, you enjoy kicking back with a COLD ONE and a good COMIC BOOK. You also enjoy GAMBLING. Betting on horse races, pull the lever on the pachinko machine, all of it to you is a good WASTE OF TIME and MONEY.

If you had a chat application, your name on it would probably be charismaticLegend and you would probably type like you rly dgaf lol

What will you do?

[jyushimoon]

HAVE U GUYS SEEN MY FAVE ANIME, JYUSHIMATSU-SAN??

[zenryokubatankyu]

shimamatsu released a bunch of new sets before closing 5 of them evolve if you buy them twice

[jyushimoon]

JYUSHIMAYTSU 5/6: SUEMATSU 末松 💛🌸 (suematsu = youngest-matsu) [the two youngest brothers of the sextuplets] 

[jyushimoon]

JYUSHIMAYTSU 5/5: “You put your arms around me and I’m home..“💛💛 no bro pair for today since its JYUSHIDAY!!!! so here’s something a little special! ;u;

((many MANY thanks to @neon-ufo for editing help!!))

[jyushimoon]

JYUSHIMAYTSU 5/4: SUUJIMATSU 数字松 💛💜 (suujimatsu = numbers-matsu) [1 for “ichi” and 14 for “jyushi”]

funny story about this one! i originally sketched it on suuji day last month (4/5), and ended up finishing it for suuji day this month! DOUBLE SUUJI BLESSED!!

[jyushimoon]

JYUSHIMAYTSU 5/3: WAKABAMATSU 若葉松 💛💚 (wakabamatsu = new-leaf-matsu) [Their official colors make up the “leaf mark”🔰 sticker given to newbie car drivers] 

[jyushimoon]

JYUSHIMAYTSU 5/2: KINNIKUMATSU 筋肉松 💛💙 (kinnikumatsu = muscle-matsu) [Karamatsu is known for being powerful in “Osomatsu-kun,” while Jyushimatsu has high physical ability in “Osomatsu-san”]

[jyushimoon]

JYUSHIMAYTSU 5/1: BAKAMATSU 馬鹿松 💛❤️ (bakamatsu = idiot-matsu) [Officially called “idiots” (baka) in their profiles on the anime homepage]