Ianto Is Alive And Living His Best Life

I ask the questions you give the headcanons

[iantoisalive]

I asked him what he thought Ianto would be doing today. He’s so sweet look at his smile 😭

[iantoisalive]

What’s the last no work trip Ianto took?

[iantoisalive]

What’s Ianto binge watching right now?

[sammys-magical-au]

I find I answer a lot of these the way I would answer, anyway

The Clone Wars

It’s not the first time and it won’t be the last either

Jack is very tired (affectionately) of Star Wars 🤣

[iantoisalive]

What’s Ianto binge watching right now?

[iantoisalive]

What’s Iantos favorite roadtrip snack?

[iantosource]

coffee

[iantoisalive]

What’s Iantos favorite roadtrip snack?

[sammys-magical-au]

I could see him being the kinda guy to prep roadtrip snacks the night before, and going with something plain like regular old saltine crackers, sometimes with cheese or peanut butter and banana slices.

Although I could also see him being the type of person who doesn’t eat at all on roadtrips bc a) he doesn’t like eating in the car and b) he doesn’t wanna get the car dirty, so he just doesn’t eat until he’s at the destination

[iantoisalive]

What’s Iantos favorite roadtrip snack?

[iantoisalive]

Has Ianto ever gotten a pedicure?

[sammys-magical-au]

Oh absolutely

Also he could give himself one + a manicure bc he’s ambidextrous 🙃

[iantoisalive]

Has Ianto ever gotten a pedicure?

[iantoisalive]

What does Iantos wild Friday night look like?

[wide-eyedbrowns]

"sleeping" (he passed out from exhaustion)

[iantoisalive]

What does Iantos wild Friday night look like?

[sammys-magical-au]

Cleaning up after toddlers 🤣

[iantoisalive]

What does Iantos wild Friday night look like?

[anothergirlonthesubw4y]

Watching TV in his flat because it's the only night he gets off from work

(And maybe Jack's there too. Who knows?)

[iantoisalive]

What does Iantos wild Friday night look like?

[horselover107]

The thing is…stopwatches, naked hide and seek…. That’s just Tuesday. The wild Friday night is sorting his ties by diameter, color, and pattern.

[iantoisalive]

What does Iantos wild Friday night look like?

[iantosource]

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[iantoisalive]

What does Iantos wild Friday night look like?

[iantoisalive]

Has Ianto ever played dungeons and dragons?

[searching-for-arcadia]

Yes. For the first time when someone at Torchwood One sends out an office-wide email looking for folks to join a new D&D campaign. Ianto feels embarrassed even opening the email and does it like someone trying to win an online auction using the office's highspeed internet rather than someone opening up an email sent to one of the office's listservs.

See, the thing is, Ianto has always wanted to play D&D or at least try it once. But he had had appearances to keep up and the circles he ran in as a teen wouldn't have taken kindly to this kind of nerd shit. Sure you could like Star Wars, everyone liked Star Wars, but you didn't play Magic and you sure as hell didn't play some pansy make-believe game like D&D. No, you beat the shit out of kids like that and then took their money to buy booze, cigs, and drugs.

But he's at Torchwood now, where, if Ianto's being honest, even the coolest people are fucking nerds. Because you had to be if you're in the alien-fighting business.

So he responds to the email (being very very careful not to click 'Reply All').

And he joins his first campaign.

And he loves it.

Then the Tower fell.

Then he lost his friends.

And at first he hates Torchwood Three. And he resents his coworkers.

And when he finally doesn't, when they're friends, it's busy because Torchwood Three is staffed by one immortal and four sleep deprived nerds. And...

Well, Ianto's friends die. That's what they do. Because life isn't a campaign, you don't get to come back next time as a different character, and they rolled a lot of fucking nat 1s.

[iantoisalive]

Has Ianto ever played dungeons and dragons?

[iantoisalive]

#here comes my headcanons #ianto is the dm bc its the only one who ever bothered to read the rules #jack plays a bard bc he wants to flirt with the dm #gwen plays either a fighter or a paladin #owen the rogue ofc #tosh plays any spellcaster bc she’s the only one who bothered to learn how spellcasting works #source: trust me #source: im a dm everything I say is law - @itsatorchwoodthing