hi im ian. i live in your attic. not sorry for being such a loud upstairs neighbor
– my labels are *pulls out absurdly long note with only nine words on it* ahem. transmasc, boyflux, aceflux, bisexual, demiromantic ambiamorous, plural, fictionkin, and otherkin. i am vampire (&bat!) otherkin and v!avid fictionkin :3 he is so me!!!!!
(if you feel uncomfortable with me fictionkinning v!avid, please refer to the psa at the end of this post!)
– he/they pronouns in a use-both-equal-amounts way. masculine and/or neutral terms, please!!
didn't wanna put this on my intro post, but im tired of people coming into my inbox about this, so i'll have it up temporarily. read this masterpost before you decide to send me an ask about the nerdsage drama. https://www.tumblr.com/ianyourattic/822143725446856704/can-you-explain-the-nerd-situation-i-havent-been
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 4 · Post by @ianyourattic · Can you explain the Nerd situation. I haven’t been through your blog yet, so I’m not sure how much
– i like block people. alot. especially the vampire ones
– nonono i dont think you get it. i really like the vampire ones.
– #1 SCAREDYHUSBATS SHIPPER
– #1 VSMP MULTISHIPPER
– if you would wish to fight me on my #1 claims you are welcome to send me an ask and we may battle it out as long as its very homoerotic and we kiss afterwards
– if you hate someone because of something that literally does not hurt anyone get off my page
– i think if you like someone you should respect their boundaries/them as a person no matter how "dumb" it is to you
– i will always believe victims no matter what
– i am fairly new to tumblr and am like a boomer using this app. sorry if i get the culture wrong lmao
– ^ that is also why my intro is not amazing
– I LOVE BLINKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
more info + yapping under cut!!!
– currently i mostly post abt my stupid block people vampires, though i also post about bannerfall smp, skyblock kingdoms, flight smp, etc, occasionally. i also shitpost a bunch because i like talking into the void.
– i have six sideblogs. @scaredyhusbats-crumbs and @the-gravediggers-cemetery are both shipping blogs because im an unemployed loser who loves shipping. @avidsassin is my tf!avid rp blog. @sg-is-always-correct is my headmate's—scott's—blog, and @hazydrift is hazy and drift—my two headmate's—shared blog. @ianyourfuckinatticman is my shitposting/venting blog :3. i have also made the scaredyhusbats community!
– AGAIN, I LOVE MY CUBE VAMPIRES.
– my favorite character in vsmp is avid (fork found in kitchen, guy who is v!avid fictionkin has avid as his favorite vsmp character)
– i love shipping my block blorbos because YAOI and YURI and YAOURI (/the dynamics between literally every character with each other is actually so endearing to me) i ship practically every ship in vsmp but i have my favs!!!!
– SUCH AS SCAREDYHUSBATS <3333 MY EVIL POLYCULE!!!!! ARFGHRGHAHDJKNVGOJVNOSAD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH RAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHH
for those who dont know, scaredyhusbats aka aviscowen is avid/scott/owen!!! and gravediggers is avid/owen/shelby! can you guys tell i like my lonevamps polycule ships?
– my tags:
#ian says stuff and nobody gives a shit - shitposting tag
#ian (and the gang) - for when im posting about my headmates/my plurality
#ian is being gay again - when im being gay (specifically for my bfs, usually XD)
#ian vents (rare) - my venting tag for when i once in a blue moon ventpost
my coven <3
(my coven is my very very close friends i met here on tumblr <333)
– you may see that, because i am plural, i have a v!scott fictive. This Is true. you may also see me thirsting after v!scott. This Happens Frequently. with that information, one might assume i am kind of weird for that. This Is Not True. my headmate is completely separate to me (though not literally separate) from source and i would NOT like to be assumed to be attracted to or in a relationship with my headmate, as that makes me EXTREMELY uncomfortable. thank you!
– i would also like to emphasize this is an endo-friendly space as we are a decent fucking person mixed origin system!
– i would like to emphasize, though i was a big fan of avidmc and his characters before—i even proclaimed myself as his number one fan—i do not associate with them nor marma1ade. i may use their characters in fanworks and such, but i do not support him in any way from now on. anyone who does, i will promptly block.