Hunter

i like Hondas and cats that nap in odd positions |20| |♒| |FL|

[comradesaucegay]

where would we be without wikihow

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

Anonymous asked: Hi! I just collapsed on the floor due to dehydration. do you know what I should do? Love you, thanks!

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[earthdad]

don’t let him drink that

[glozirina]

[bass-borot]

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

How many horsepower is 1 horse?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[sobeitjayt]

Dudes be like “he ain’t mine”

[artdusktea]

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

[willow]

My bf: *looks at me in public* Me: stop it I’m shy

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

camalilium:

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

[alexander]

you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?

[goldnpoc]

I have to bc I’m ugly

[classicmeevs]

dirt

[petbud]

mmmm… tasty..

[classicmeevs]

the d in dirt stands for do not eat this please

[kremlin]

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

[dutchster]

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

[marrythenightmp3]

yes

[thebootydiaries]

you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?

[peepthehooror]

u sound like a virgin

[thebootydiaries]

u better take that back…….hooo boy im getting heated……freaking take it back…im seriou,s dude….ooh hoooo i swear take that back…….

[dosesxmimosas]

How does lesbian sex work

both people cum.

[2-fast-2-curious]

The Story of Romeo and Juliet Condensed Into a Single GIF