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purehoneyy

xo

jennysparksandtheauthority

Understanding the Johansson/Disney lawsuit thanks to Twitter wisdom…

Here’s part of Disney’s statement…

Yes. They’re excusing a breach of contract over the pandemic. Oh. So righteous.

And because context is everything…

Some say Johansson made a dick move because Disney is “the hands that feeds her”. I wonder if they’d say the same thing if this was Tom Cruise or Robert Downey Jr or some MAN of the likes.

Last, but not least:

I say: good for her. Go after the mouse. Let it all burn if you have to.

✨Slay✨

This is so loud

Me duele la cabeza

This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.

weissfire

finally, applied mathematics

unmistrusting

myhoneststudyblr

my masterpost | my studygram | ask me anything

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Other advice posts that may be of interest:

How To Study When You Really Don’t Want To

Active Revision Techniques

How to Revise BIG Subjects

The OSCAR Revision Model

The Diffuse Mode of Thinking

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derinthescarletpescatarian

People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

neilarmstrong

I love this fucking book

osheamobile

“I’ve said the words kilowatt-hours-per-sol so many times they’ve lost all meaning so I’m going to call them pirate-ninjas.

“So I need to generate nine hundred pirate-ninjas…”

magnificentbane-deactivated2019

there’s an entire chapter dedicated to him wondering how the cubs are doing while he’s stuck on mars, dying

derinthescarletpescatarian

I like the part where the guys on Earth are like “He thinks we all gave up on him, and that he’s completely alone. I wonder what he’s thinking about right now.” And he’s like “How come Aquaman can control whales?”

direwolfblackrose

“ As with most of life’s problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation. “

“Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”

Two pages later… “What do you know? I’m in command”

“Me: “This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?” NASA: (after five hours of deliberation) “No. You’ll fuck it up and die.” So I took it apart.

And my personal favorite :” Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape. Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”

anger-birb

It sounds like a book-long XKCD comic

derinthescarletpescatarian

There’s an xkcd comic about it if that helps.

languageundliebe

Shadow and Bone Vocab

Nouns

der Anführer (Anführerin) - leader der Dieb (Diebin) - theif die Dunkelheit - darkness der Feind (Feindin) - enemy die Flamme (Flammen) - flame der Flur (Fluren) - hall, corridor das Geweih (Geweihe) - antlers die Halskette (Halsketten) - necklace der Halsreif (Halsreife) - necklace der Hirsch (Hirsche) - stag der Hof (Höfe) - court die Kraft (Kräfte) - power, strength der Krieger (Kriegerin) - warrior die Kugel (Kugeln) - bullet das Schiff (Schiffe) - ship der Schatten (Schatten) - shadow die Truppe (Truppen) - troop der Untergang (Untergänge) - demise das Waisenkind (Waisenkinder) - orphan

Verbs

beschützen - to protect besitzen - to possess dehnen - to widen, stretch erledigen - to do, get sth done erschaffen - to create fliehen - to flee herrschen - to rule jagen - to hunt meutern - to mutiny überqueren - to cross verfolgen - to pursue, haunt zerstören - to destroy

Adverbs/Adjectives

düster - gloomy gefährlich - dangerous mächtig - powerful verdrossen - disgruntled verschlungen - engulfed verwundet - wounded

detectivehole

everyone here hates when their posts blow up yet no one fucking hesitates to reblog already popular posts. no one shows that kindness and it's wonderful. a mutual understanding that op dug their own grave by being a top notch clown and that's their problem, not yours

detectivehole

"god my note are flooded because of that stupid shitpost. it's so annoying" be less funny then, idiot

detectivehole

then delete the post coward

detectivehole

everyone in the tags keeps threatening me

teratofreak

Is that a promise?

overlord-surgeus

Road trip who’s coming

ms-demeanor

*stares off into space for a second*

I really wish this was from the posts from a darker timeline blog.

palindromordnilap-deactivated20

Update, he just decided to stop accepting crypto altogether, and bitcoin crashed.

ms-demeanor

I cannot, in any terms, express strongly enough that any money that you have in ANY cryptocurrency is NOT an “investment” it is gambling.

Crypto is unregulated and unstable, because it is unregulated and unstable it is highly subject to pump and dump schemes and just general market fluctuation. Bitcoin can plummet if someone with a lot of bitcoin chooses to spend some. Doge is literally a joke and is going to inflate and burst and inflate and burst just like bitcoin has in the last few years.

If you have any crypto that you are thinking of as an “investment” my recommendation is to divest now and put that money into a CD or a savings account or just under your fucking mattress because there is absolutely no way to guarantee that it is going to hold its value and it’s actually much more likely to lose value during the lifetime of your “investment.”

I mentioned recently that my coworker is part of a dogecoin reddit group; this is a dedicated group of people who invested low and who are trying to get normies spun up about the coin so that the price will inflate and they can bail before the crash. There are literally people who have made a job out of suckering people into “investing” in cryptocurrency so they can leave those people holding the bag.

This isn’t illegal because it’s not a regulated market.

Do not put or hold any money in cryptocurrency that you can’t afford to lose. Don’t take out credit to buy crypto, don’t cash out savings to buy crypto.

ms-demeanor

If you don’t know how investment bubbles, inflation, or pump-and-dump schemes work I’d *strongly* recommend listening to the @desperate-acts-of-capitalism episode about the Dutch Tulip Panic.

Part 1

Part 2

DaoC lays out some complicated economics in an amusing discussion. People sometimes ask me “How does cryptocurrency” work and my answer is “it doesn’t” but a more serious answer is “A few hundred years ago the Netherlands got obsessed with buying flowers and paying high prices for flowers even though they were just flowers and didn’t have any material value other than being flowers and it led to a market collapse because one day people woke up and went “Wait why am I paying tens of thousands of money for a flower” and suddenly a bunch of people were holding worthless flowers that they’d paid ridiculous amounts of money for. Cryptocurrencies are tulips.”

But if you want that explained in more detail you should listen to the episode because it is good and it is fun.

And you should not, under any circumstances, spend money that you can’t afford to lose on cryptocurrencies or flowers.

seymour-butz-stuff

tiktaalic

you know that gag where there’s a character who’s falling off a ledge to their death and they’re all teary and the music swells as their hand slips and then the shot zooms out to show they fell like. two feet. that’s what answering important emails feels like.

#too relatable