Bristow & Co.

Laeti vescimur nos subacturis.

[ibelieveinharveydent]

[dailyflicks]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 5.13 — “Blood Ties" (2001)

[allthingsbatfam]

[renecdote]

“I am the night”

Very serious artist’s depiction of Batman

[renecdote]

He’s got a Robin now

[miss-nadias]

a family

[codenamed-queenie]

Clark opening his bedroom closet: *screams*

[wordfather]

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[deactivated6022607-deactivated2]

BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

[thomasthetwinkengine]

Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

[datesanddamian]

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

[whitewolfpharaoh-deactivated201]

A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

[sortableroseanimations]

I would like and could use a small miracle

[sortableroseanimations]

MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

[riverblight]

IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.

[bisexualhoe]

I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home

[curlicuecal]

Hermit crab, but it’s a soul that moves to bigger and bigger discarded bodies as it grows

[curlicuecal]

why’re y’all leaving all the good stuff in the comments

[badjokesbyjeff]

Polish guy goes into an Opticians for an eye test.

Optician holds up the card with CZWJNYSACZ and asks him can he read that?

The Pole says “Read it? I know the cunt”.

[starry-storms]

"My favorite trope is found family" ah so you mean to tell me you're traumatized?

[batshit-birds]

[ibelieveinharveydent]

Y’all.

[memeclassheroes]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

I live for these

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

ah, how could I forget the best one

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

and then there's just this:

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

have some more

[queensparklekitten]

[bunjywunjy]

I want a lawyer

[digitaldiscipline]

To do what?  Slice open and crawl inside like a Tauntaun?

[bunjywunjy]

AND I THOUGHT THEY SMELLED BAD, ON THE OUTSIDE,,,

[pepplemint]

"adults trying to stay "hip" and keep up with youth culture and being years late is so cringey"

adult secret: its all intentional. nothing will prepare you for how fun it is to watch a teenagers face as you dab at them. i will floss when they least expect it and I will love every second of their horror.

[charminglyantiquated]

fond memories of how one my shipmates would very earnestly ask the youngest deckhand ‘was that yeet? was that a yeet?” every time he tossed docklines

[unbotheredmuse]

[guerrillatech]