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I haven’t been on this in years.. I wonder how the many of my followers are doing.. I’ve been on this app for 15 years.. shit wild cause this app used to go crazy.. tumblr meetups.. the friendships and relationships.. this was home at one point fr.

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If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

Jesus christ

lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao

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This shit better make my dick harder than a styles p verse

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LMAOOOOOOOO

So look.

Last year… someone on Tumblr mentioned gas station dick pills. I don’t remember if it was an anon or if it was a regular user. But somehow, we all got into a discussion about these.

I didn’t know anything about them at all. But someone said he always uses them when he fucks a girl for the first time because it stacks the deck in his favor.

So maybe 2 months later, I impulsively buy one to see if it actually works.

I was highly skeptical because it screams bullshit. (It also screams dangerous because this shit is unregulated).

But against my better judgment I buy one anyway and I take it on a Saturday night.

Tell me why my DICK WAS HARD FOR LIKE 4 DAYS

On Saturday I was like “damn this shit is lit”

On Sunday I was like, “Yo this shit really worked, wow”

On Monday I was like “Oh okay, it should be wearing off now. haha that was fun”

On Tuesday I was was mildly concerned

On Wednesday I started telling friends that if anything happened to me its cause I took a gas station dick pill and I might die

(NOTE: I didnt take the one in the picture. Mine was different)

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