Memeteen guide to Seventeen
carats make fun of his stage name holding a couple s.coups of icecream and a S.cup of noodles
the poor man between jeongjicheol
wings it at choreo sometimes
wants to c h o k e jeonghan
the type of dad that would challenge his 5 yr old child to a game of soccer and then gets too competitive and swerves that bitch to get goals
his smile and his smile alone gave one of Seventeen’s stages a crap ton of views
eyelashes for ddaayyyysss
fireworks are the only enemy
members rebel against him at times
John-Oops I mean Jeonghan
Laying down is his preferred physical state
long hair majestic unicorn and short hair majestic prince. He majestic no matter what fam
“Joshua was the first one to approach me”
shamelessly feeds off of members’ love 24/7
Makes members have couple wallpaper and phone cases with him
All members are under his spell
Jeonghan’s warm cup of milk
sa-sa-say the name seventeen
vernon crushed his balls once
creator of the Carat mating call: *incoherent screaming*
the b e s t freestyle rapper in Seventeen. Dont @ me
ded meme(?) “Jisoos Christ”
The ‘normal one’-SIKE bitch
When-one-of-the-members-wear-a-shirt-with-questionable-english-words-everyone-blames-me-lol guy
I pledge allegence to the flag of the united states of amerca and to the re-
pin drop and worm master +uncle dance
“EAT THIS” signature move
The english teacher everyone wants and deserves
Chicken can heal the heart
“Ïm part of vocal unit too! T-T”
Heechul’s reincarnated body that was too early bc he aint ded lol
“Ice ice froze.” (that crazy in love Wonwoo lyric) moments
convinced he is the number one visual
proceeds to tell members to call him handsome in chinese
What time is it? 10:10 bitches
from soft 1 to hipthurst 100 real quick.
My name’s soonyoung call me soon
his love for the angsty teen makne
pretty u first win cry face
making dances out of things that inspire him; ex: crab, octopus, noodles, street lamp, backpack
refuses to be bottom visual
rivalry with seungkwan and wonwoo
KWON SOONYOUNG FIGHTING *wakes up* 'YYEEEEAAAHHH”
lowkey highkey loves his own visuals
voice so deep adele’s rollin in it
sick wonwoo days with the plushy
got hit in the balls with a ball one time
middle school’s dance machine
him vs. Hoshi in ofd japan
Smol bean that would kill for a single cornchip
Reminds me of a old grandpa teddy bear idk lol
Done with life, hates aegyo and human contact, but will accept it when he wants to
members mock his crying from pretty u first win every chance they get
if he does anything out of character they tease him about it till no end tbh
his need to grab and hit people when he laughs
guitar is his greatest weapon
ccrriinnggeee & finger ccurrlll
adore u is a funky pop song that has fun and fresh lyrics that match seventeen’s age on top of an addictive melody
members exposing his ass in project svt
built in speakers bc he loud as shit
sacrifices his beautiful face to make people laugh
smile that can cure all the worlds sickness
pure and goes along with jokes the best
heLL0 mY naMe Is LeE SeOkMIN my moTheR’S naMe Is
MingEW and all his sneezin
If Seventeen doesnt drop somethign, Mingyu certainly will
actually very organized and neat
was a cheeto for a split second
proud father of OG BongBong
Seventeen cant live without their swiss army knife
“Seventeens official visual"
got7 bambam taught him how to dab and he never looked back since
before: Yeah I’ll have her home before 10 ^-^
now: she’ll spend a night at my house ;)
his predebut pictures are e p i c
rolled thin porkbelly hair
learns more korean to roast bitches
flipping is his preferred transportation
dirty dirty jamjam ^-^ *svt flipps out in cringe*
just put boo in any word and it gets 100 times better
"Thomas the train” omg rip XD
Oh Laaaddiieesss~~ this is your story
child actor but never fukn talks about it
looks confused most of the time
iconic rap lines “pull up on you wacks with a mac fuly loaded”, “i’m only seventeen i only got a few dollars” “Chili Chicken in the microwave”
headlines headlines ( HaJiMAaaaAa, dont mention smtm4)
his obsession with hotline bling
“speaks english, but forgets that one english word” (bilingual problems)
Vernon: I was born in america but moved to korea when I was five
Kidney function is not a right its a privilege
*slightly lifts glasses* 'ding'
Leonardo Dicaprio AND Leonardo Divinci
My favorite part of Seungkwan is-
we will now forget mansae era duck ass hair
“he’s going through puberty now”-Hoshi
“michael jackson version"
*runs over hoshi’s toes with scooter*
*scrolls through phone and half-heartedly says* I love you.
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