"Huh? Where?"

Right here. Ask and RP blog for Squad Leader Hanji Zoë. I'll mostly stay in character when RPing, but cracky asks will receive cracky answers. Speaking of questions or starters, if you have them, leave them in the ask box and she'll answer them as soon as she finishes cleaning Titan puke off the papers enough to read them. Tracking icanseeanabnormalalready.

[whole-arlert]

Also, if you're still accepting that prompt, "do it" right back at you.

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"Why do you say there’s nothing anyone can do, if you haven’t even asked for help?" Hanji fired back. Her eyes narrowed in frustration behind her thick glasses. "In individual combat it doesn’t matter as much, but if you’re preoccupied with whatever this is when we’re sortied, then we’re all preoccupied."

[whole-arlert]

"Oh! Oh no, I am very sorry, Hanji. I didn’t mean to upset you. I only meant that…" Armin scrambled for the proper wording, "I mean that there is a certain level of intimacy necessary to solve certain personal problems, as you know, and I have yet to find the correct person and position to burden it on."

Hoping she wouldn’t be further aggravated with his supposedly terrible teamwork skills, Armin quickly threw open the door. His heart hammered for a moment. He was grateful that there was evident signs of previous cleaning, but no one present that would be able to answer any questions. “Great…. Someone must have moved it. I bet it was Eren. He mentioned possibly stopping by, but I didn’t expect it. Oh well….”

[icanseeanabnormalalready-blog]

"Well, where's Eren now? Levi was grumbling about putting him on latrine duty..."

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Sorry I was gone for so long! I had to do some extensive fieldwork and that kept me away from social interactions for a while...well, I've finished airing out my office from the Titan bile smell, so come on in!

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HIATUS till after New Year's.

I'll do my best to reply to active threads before then.

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Tales from Omegle, pt. 1

Stranger: OH MY GOD. FEM ME. I THINK

Stranger: How be your Titans dearie?

You: No Titans captured lately.

You: Well...

You: Unless you count the one in Levi's pants.

[icanseeanabnormalalready-blog]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Commander gave to me...

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[inboxideas]

Send ♤ and my character will react to yours taking their towel off right after they just got out of the shower.

[icanseeanabnormalalready-blog]

On Omegle!

The usual tags. Giving out Secret Santa assignments if you're in cosplay!

[braunoverbrains]

     ”Well don’t look at me.  I sure as hell wouldn’t take something like that and I don’t know why anyone would want to unless it was for blackm—…”     ”Well don’t look at me.  I sure as hell wouldn’t take something like that and I don’t know why anyone would want to unless it was for blackm—…”

     [ Oh.  Blackmail.  Shit, why didn’t he think about that before? ]

[icanseeanabnormalalready-blog]

"Blackmail, is it? Hmm. This branch isn't that big. It shouldn't be too hard to find the culprit...and I've been needing a human control subject for a little while anyway. Don't worry about whoever it is. The effects shouldn't be permanent."

[moblit-bahner]

"Moblit, can you help me carry this tree into my quarters?"

It’s futile to inquire exactly why the squad leader needed a tree in her personal quarters; it was better to simply let the tale unfold for itself. "Of course, squad leader," He replies as he wiggles his fingers into a set of thick, leather gloves. "Where is it at now?"

[moblit-bahner]

This chore was hardly taxing on his body, holding up the tree as he watched the squad leader remain a rather busy body. Moblit smiled upon looking over the tree, curiosity setting in. “Did you cut this tree down by yourself?”

He moved on cue as he waited for an answer, pushing up the tree to stand upright with the help of that hollowed out base. “Up it goes!”

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"Yes, of course!" Hanji beamed back at him, picking a long string of lint off one of the branches. "It's not like I've never helped cut down a tree before. Haven't you?"

[sadboybrigade]

so I stayed up until 1am on a work day making this because of this post

definitely worth it

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Oh…whoops. Sorry you saw those pictures. They weren’t supposed to leave my quarters…

[braunoverbrains]

     ”Are you trying to scar me for life, ma’am?  Seriously, why do you even have something like that?”

[icanseeanabnormalalready-blog]

"That would be a personal matter between myself and Levi, don't you think? As it stands, the more pressing issue is how the pictures got out of my desk's locked drawer in the first place..."

[icanseeanabnormalalready-blog]

Oh...whoops. Sorry you saw those pictures. They weren't supposed to leave my quarters...

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//The Levi I was RPing with seems to have poofed

Any eligible Heichous out there? I need to follow more of you.

[skin-myself-a-crocodile]

FILL MY ASK WHILE I DO THINGS

‘✉’ for an unsent letter from my character to yours.

‘♥’ and a name, and I’ll kiss them.

‘♡’ and my character(s) will cuddle yours!

a word and I’ll write a headcanon based on it.

‘♪’ and I’ll put my playlist on shuffle to tell you our song.

‘Ω’ and I’ll tell you what my character(s) thinks of yours.

a ship you have for my character(s) and I’ll tell you what I think.

age and a question and my character(s) will answer as that age.

unwanted (or bad) advice for my character(s).

ask my characters for advice.

bad (but hilarious) pick-up lines!

prompts or drabble ideas!

Questions!

‘Crush?’ for any romantic interest my character(s) might have for someone.

‘Confess?’ and my character(s) will have to confess something to yours. (whether it be feelings, opinions, a secret — whatever; feel free to specify)

‘Fetish?’ for one thing that is sexually appealing to my character(s).

☹ for a turn-off

a headcanon you have for my character(s) — I will accept/reject.

“[name]…has passed away” for my character’(s’) reaction.

★ for an IC fact, or ☆ for an OOC fact

Give my character a difficult decision

‘Would you rather…’

♛ and I’ll summarize our muses’ relationship with a gif.

✖ and I will give you a fear that my character has in dealing with yours

[allegiantrationale]

but when’s hange week

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"Are you feeling okay? You look like you have something on your mind," she asked.

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"Oh, I’m fine, Hanji," Armin muttered, forcing a small smile. "I suppose I’m just worried… it occurred to me that we might be a bit late. No worries. Thank you, though. Yeah."

Yeah? Obviously rank and protocol was relaxed around her already. Armin supposed this could be a beneficial situation, especially if it remained as such. Having a friend in higher places held a plethora of positive outcomes. However, at the moment he couldn’t see one in connection to Eren’s problem.

And then (perhaps a little later than he would ever admit) he realized how to work his position. The pieces fell into place.

Armin sighed a little louder than he would have normally. “Actually… I am a little preoccupied with some… troubles. It’s nothing I’ve been wanting to burden anyone with, though. Not much anyone can do, after all.”

[icanseeanabnormalalready-blog]

"Why do you say there's nothing anyone can do, if you haven't even asked for help?" Hanji fired back. Her eyes narrowed in frustration behind her thick glasses. "In individual combat it doesn't matter as much, but if you're preoccupied with whatever this is when we're sortied, then we're all preoccupied."

[icanseeanabnormalalready-blog]

//I'm back!

//Hiatus done! Back on the Tumblrsphere, this time on Eastern time. Muse is active so if I owe you a reply, I'll try to get it done soon.