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The mailman has never been in your house, so as far as your dog knows, their barking is working.
VIOLENCE AND KILLING AND WHACKING AND CLAWING AND HITTING
This photo means a lot to me. And I’ll tell you why.
Natalie Portman, as we know, was shut out of Marvel. She chose not to sign any new contract not just because of the way her character was treated (though there is that) but because Thor: The Dark World was slated to be the first Marvel movie directed by a woman, her friend (and eventual Wonder Woman director) Patty Jenkins. Portman hadn’t planned on being in The Dark World, but lept at the chance to be a part of feminist history and to be directed in what would have beenJenkin’s first film since her 2003 Oscar-winning Monster. Portman signed a new contract with Marvel. They fired Jenkins soon after. Portman was crushed because she essentially had been duped into a contract for a film that would keep her away from her young son and force her back into a one-dimensional role under yet another male director. And we all remember how awful that movie was.
When it came time for the third Thor movie, they tried to get Portman under contract again. And she said no. Marvel decided to spin the story to make it seem like it was all their idea. At first, they went for the lame and nonsensical:
When Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige was asked about why she wouldn’t be in the third film, and said there were “many reasons, many of which are in the film, so you will see that” continuing with “There are only a couple of scenes on Earth in this movie. The majority, 95 percent of the movie, takes place in the cosmos.” (x)
Seeing as The Dark World also took place in space, this answer didn’t have a lot of credibility. When Portman said she was “done” with the Marvel Universe, Feige got vicious in interviews, telling reporters that Valkyrie was in Ragnorak to be better than Jane Foster and a better match for Thor.
“We wanted Thor to encounter somebody that was near his equal and that his relationship with Jane may have evolved in unexpected ways in between The Dark World and Ragnarok, and we wanted to pit him against a character who was much more his equal and in many ways his superior.” (x)
Feige implies that A) Valkyrie was in Ragnorak just to be a romantic interest for Thor, B) Valkyrie is better and more powerful than Jane Foster, and C) Jane Foster was always Thor’s inferior.
What’s ridiculous is that Ragnorak had a “sorry Jane dumped you” throwaway line to explain Portman’s absence. And instead of saying that Jane and Thor broke up in interviews, a line that does not spoil literally anything about the film, Feige chose to attack Jane’s strength and capability, which would have been a very special dig at Portman.
Do you want to know what none of this sounds like? Taika Waititi’s opinion. Waititi is a master storyteller who does not sacrifice his feminist views for laughs. You can bet that Feige’s ridiculous slams on Portman and her character Jane– disguised as “promotion” for WAITITI’S FILM– would have troubled him immensely. This is a man with a Māori father, who had to use his mother’s maiden name– Cohen– for earlier work because an indigenous last name kept him away from opportunity. This man does NOT fuck around with entertainment that gets its power off of sexism and inequality. He knows from experience just how infuriating it is when it comes to directors missing out on opportunities because they aren’t a white man.
So how does he fix this? How does he fix the idea that Jane Foster can’t go to space, or that she’s not powerful enough for Thor, the god of thunder?
He makes her Thor.
Waititi saw Portman / Jane Foster’s name dragged through the mud by Kevin Feige in order to promote his movie, and when he got hired to direct again, he decided to right those wrongs. This picture means everything. He is on his knee, handing her Thor’s hammer, essentially saying, you will never have to go through that shit with me. With me, you’re a god. And the expression on her face, after Marvel attempted to break her, doesn’t need words.
What a photo. What a film. What a man.
That’s her Uber
SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES in Captain America: Civil War (2016) dir. Joe & Anthony Russo
“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”
I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that
6th grader:
#the drawing including kids in the bus windows going like :O kills me
oh to be at such peace
I'm still alive, completely forgot I had a Tumblr til I got an email lol
Toss a coin to your Witcher~
so, you’re a talking pikachu with no memories, who’s addicted to caffeine
*starts typing on bottom of shoe*
Hacker voice: I’m in.
confused person looking at snow prints: who the fcuk strapped fucking keyboards to their shoes
police detective examines footprints leading away from the crime ‘why did we ever anger the machines,’ he asks himself sorrowfully
If i become president i will take away all food produce subsidies like corn and put in place only a tomato subsidy causing all farmers to start growing and harvesting only tomatoes which will cause pizza prices to go down drastically which will cause an abundance of pizza production.
Then from the sheer amount of pizza produced i will buy back all the pizza from people and put it in a national reserve which is also a giant freezer. But i will take ALL of the pizza, and make people mine it like bitcoin where i control the difficulty of mining it so i can control the reward therefore having a tight control over the fluctuating prices of pizza.
I will then create a taco hard shell corporation who will invest in the pizza stock, continuously pumping and dumping the pizza stock price until i am a trillionare from stock trades. And i will use that money to fund controversy around tomato subsidies causing my administration to be impeached and i will donate all my earning to pet shelters and retire as a tomato farmer in the south. Mining pizza on my spare time as my side hustle.
@what-breaks-my-heart ok so the same fucking thing happened in the US but with Milk subsidies instead of Tomatoes and Cheese instead of pizza. I made up all the rest of it up with cryptocurrencies and white house insider trading which has not happened yet. #timetravel
If you read carefully between the lines you can see a lot of issues the US is dealing with or has dealt with in the past, with odd historical things peppered in here and there.
The Kirbys of the dog world. (via paul_haine)
always reblog
I LOVE THEM
Mixed breeds are the best.
Always RT.
Actually …
From https://imgur.com/gallery/EVwYJ
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another dog breeding fact
if you breed a rottweiler with another kind of dog, it will almost always have the rotty colors
my favorite example of this, are corgis
OMG those Rottie poodles. woooowww.
The rottweiler corgi looks like someone popped a head off of one dog and stuck it on another. The head doesn’t even look to scale.
That last one cannot be a real dog fr