Questioning The Void

*X-Files theme plays in the distance*

[stability]

[glumshoe]

how do I politely ask my otherwise delightful coworker to stop recommending me movies in which the main antagonists are “primitive natives”

[shuseph]

Bye

[shuseph]

Fellas you’re in the club and this chimpanzee slaps your girls ass what do you do

[melongorl]

that’s his girl now

[melonboyy]

we’re both his girls now

[unclefather]

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

[tolazytofinishthi]

SLEIGHH

[onlytwitterpics]

[ryuko-archive]

when will i be someone’s cinnamon roll

[demicorpse]

thanks topy

[sunhazeys]

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

[glumshoe]

When I was a child I used to obsessively compile lists of all the words I knew. I still have sheets of paper from when I lay awake in bed at age 11, writing down hundreds of different, unrelated words in columns for... no real reason, other than it pleased me to do so.

Now I find making bizarre online generators to be deeply satisfying.

[krispyklean-deactivated20220530]

WHO HURT THIS WOMAN LIKE THIS???

[web-wrecker]

IS SHE WRONG THO???

[themoufofthesouth]

Is this who taught her to be a meanie?

[gayhex]

love her or hate her shes speaking straight facts here

[howdyflowey]

HAPPY 4th ANNIVERSARY UNDERTALE!

Sorry to upload a no color version first! I wanted this out on the day of the anniversary, and idk if coloring is going to take too long.

the song is “Everything Stays” from adventure time.

Thank you so much toby fox and everyone else who made such a wonderful game. It’s changed my life in so many little ways. Thank you.

[mythmica]

Me, who’s been a fan of the show ever since I was little:

[catchymemes]

Harry Potter low cost version

by Studio 188

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[thebootydiaries]

WHILE YOU WERE OUT PARTYING 

I STUDIED THE BLADE 

AND NOW THAT THE BARBARIANS ARE AT THE GATE, YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COME TO ME FOR HELP?

[icantstopbeing]

Me

[intensional]

[grumpythebarbarian-deactivated2]

[ms-demeanor]

The character Harry potter is 36. People who are 32 were in the exact age range to match Harry as the books were being published, they probably grew up with it and it was probably important to them if they’re still talking about their Hogwarts house. Being an adult doesn’t have to be a joyless slog of work and taxes, you’re allowed to continue enjoying your childhood interests, and playing make believe as an adult is a perfectly respectable pastime.

[renthony]

*banging pots and pans together* 

People are allowed to enjoy things! People are allowed to critically engage in problematic content! People are allowed to be nostalgic for their childhood joys! It costs you $0 to not be a dick!