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[miumilta]

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

[tacomel420]

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

[paimon001]

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

[anamcaramia]

He was never meant to escape.

[loki-cat2]

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

[pornhubcommentsonstockphot-blog1]

[dulect]

[anostalgicnerd]

[insidemymmind-deactivated201310]

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

[divinecaprine]

[faesylveon-deactivated20191106]

THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

[iguanamouth]

and then she eats him

[genericlatino-blog]

[jennaye]

[2000ish]

[zygoats-deactivated20140731]

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

[zygoats-deactivated20140731]

found it

[catbountry]

You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

[starllex]

I’m laughing so much rn

[galaxyspaceandtime]

Visit Original Link

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

please get this 100,000 notes

[hi]

when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time

[rosereturns]

We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep.