12.03.24
everytime I get high (recently, like the last 4 times) I've started to keep wanting a girlfriend omfg like ok we get it! You're Mr. No bitches plz stfu.
If i dont die on this plane Imma gonna make it my mission to kiss a girl SOON
hopefully in NOLA while kinda tipsy and just like FUCK IT you not finna see her again, you live in MD
or make an online dating account and find someone in MD down for some casual kissing/making out or whatever ugh someone just for mutual non-serious fun
I need a low-maintenance girlfriend SO BAD like,,
ugh babe work has been so hard this week can I come over and cuddle and watch movies??
can we skip the awkward talking phase? I just wanna be the little spoon and watch Ratatouille
at random times we can hit each other to just go to the movies or make out or run errands together, or yk like exist in each other's presence. we don't even have to talk ugh
my day was hard can I just touch your boobs type shi
I would/will be the BEST low-maintenance girlfriend EVERRRR I SWEARRRRR
If I make it back to MD safe and sound Im gonna put in more effort to find a low-maintenance girlfriend













