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the entire history of human desire takes about seventy minutes to tell. Â unfortunately, we donât have that kind of time.
noanomalies.
     â  nah, but it sure sounds like youâre takinâ it that way. â
â Â iâm sorry, donât you know what high fashion looks like ? they should be puttinâ me on the fuckinâ runway.Â
noanomalies.
     â  not always.  â why, you gotta problem with real style or somethinâ ? âÂ
â Â you tryna tell me somethinâ Â ?
@noanomalies
â Â you always wear that jacket?
parapsyched.
    âoh, i know all about that. iâm like a BIG LEAGUE VAGINA JOCKEY.â
( Â tentatively reaches for a high-five. Â )
scruffy looking flynn for @icarusthought / @calculatedfate !
with his educated eyes / and his head between my thighs
willflynn aesthetic for @daedaluse
Roll it, Scotty.Â
ncphesh.
( @icarusthought )
   he sits on just the edge of the seat of the cafe, ignoring the cold, neglected cup of coffee. he just wanted a place to sit; and he felt obliged to buy something in order to keep the returning waitresses happy. his hands are shaking, and skipâs sensing worry off of him.
   his phone vibrates. he goes to pick it up. it slips out of trembling fingers and onto the concrete. the glass cracks. the screen shatters. itâs the second phone heâs broken since he came back.
   âfuck.â
â Â oh, shit, dude !
( Â of course flynnâs here to witness the entire event unfold. his first instinct leads him to pick up the phone for the other and scoop up all the little broken pieces of glass into his palm. as if that might save its life. he nudges the otherâs dog out of the way so it wonât cut its nose or anything. heâs trying to save a life, here.
finally, he lifts it up towards the other, taking notice of his shaking hands. heâs been there too. minus, yâknow, the breaking the nice phone and all. Â )
â Â uh, i think the screen still works a little, but youâre gonna end up cuttinâ the fuck outtaâ your hands.
amcricanmouth.
   âEgg nog egg nog egg nog egg nog egg nog egg nog egg nog egg nog egg nog egg nog egg nog egg nog. Egg nog, yum.â
â Â you gonna share or what?
Chris Pine with J.J. Abrams and Oscar Isaac at Disneyâs D23 Expo 2015
starter call !
I want to stay in this / story where nobody gets hurt.
Stevie Edwards, from âFor the Handsome Academic Nursing a Local IPA, Explaining How Heroin Isnât Any Worse Than Drinking,â Humanly (via lifeinpoetry)
parapsyched.
  âWORSE ainât the issue, turns is the issue and itâs a thousand percent YOURS. you canât hold the bird shit day against me, though, you know i got a thing with BIRDS. itâs from livinâ withâ you remember my apartment from way back? always pigeons cominâ in from god knows and struttinâ around like theyâd signed a lease. I GOT A THING WITH BIRDS.â
â Â i know. i donât trust birds. actinâ like they own the sky and shit. we all got a thing with birds. i can deal with it beinâ my turn, but come on. relax. take a sec. we gotta get grass out later, anyways.Â
parapsyched.
   âalright, THE FUCK?! turnover on this goddamn tilt-a-rex is WILD todayâ what is this, survival of the fittest? anyway, however, if he does hurl, this oneâs on you. i got the one first thing this morningâ takinâ bets on PUKE COLOURS though.â
â Â come on, you know iâve cleaned worse. remember when that bird-thing got loose for a day and took a giant shit by our booth? that was me, pash. that was all me.Â