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Someday is TODAY.
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Shout out to everyone that’s reading this and are actually actively applying this to their lives. Not just reblogging it and lying to themselves that they will get to this point “someday”.
Someday is TODAY.
It’s ironic.
When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).
Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.
Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.
This needs all of the reblogs. All of them.
This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.
this is some god tier trickery and i love it
If he uses 🙈 he a bottom
*calls u daddy*
*calls police*
There’s so much wrong here
“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe
UPDATE: Im screaming even louder
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With every note that this post gets my friend pushes back her suicide date by a day.
Current suicide date: September 13 2015 November 2nd 2015 November 24th 2015 January 23rd 2016 March 2 2016 March 31 2016 April 17th 2016 July 9th 2016 September 15 2016 November 7th 2016 January 6th 2017 March 11th 2017 April 8th 2018 May 11 2018 July 22 2018 December 9th 2018 January 25th 2019
Please help me I don’t know how else to convince her not to do it.
Update: Thank you all SO MUCH for putting 50 notes on it so far!! Please keep reblogging this!
Update 2: THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH YOU ANGELS!! Please keep reblogging this!
Update 3: I am in tears. I just cannot express how much I want to thank you all personally from the bottom of my heart. Thank you all so much for this. Please keep reblogging this!
Update 4: 310 notes!!! Thank you all SO MUCH for this!!! Please keep reblogging!!
Update 5: A WHOLE YEAR!!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH !!! Please, keep reblogging this!!
Update 6: IN ONE NIGHT WE PUSHED IT BACK TO 2017!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! Please keep reblogging this!
Update 7: I woke up this morning and saw she had another whole year to live!! Thank you all so so much!! Even though it’s now April 8 2018, keep reblogging this!!
Update 8: May 11 2018, please don’t stop reblogging this!!!
Update 9: Slowly but surely we’re buying her more time! Please keep reblogging this!
Update 10: Thank you all so much for the time you’ve given to reblog this! Please keep this going!
Update 11: Now we’ve pushed it back nearly 4 years! Please don’t let this die!!
Unpopular opinion:
Not all dogs…
Are good boys.
Sometimes…
They are good girls!!!!1!!
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I’ve been staring at this for five minutes wondering why the fuck im still on this site
I’d say this post makes me want to die but apparently I can’t even do that in peace now can i
Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“Whats your safe word?”
That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“You think I’m in pilates?”😭
“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
The sound he makes when he picks him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me to my Wii-U when the Switch comes out.
why’d they raid rihanna’s old wigs lmao
ok but…
born to be mild
*mediocre guitar solo*
When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
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Michael didn’t even hesitate bitch he had that shit ready