Aster!

𖤐 they/he 𖤐 25 𖤐 ♏︎☉ ♍︎☽ ♎︎↑ 𖤐 joji hoe on main (even tho i rarely post about him) 𖤐 my name is Aster 𖤐 AuDHD 𖤐 i’m just chillin, i hope y’all’re chillin 𖤐 handle me with care in this life 𖤐 just a whole lot of pokemon, borderlands, and hunger games and the occasional fnaf post 𖤐 im also into archeology, biology, and space news so probably that occasionally too 𖤐 am i trippin? yes i am 𖤐

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[segamascott]

[gettingborredofthis]

Pussy*

[segamascott]

balls*

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[kushblazer666]

[oldmanyaoi-jpeg]

saw a woman going through tsa with a plush creeper backpack and this image materialized perfectly in my mind

[bronkdoes-stuff]

Me when the story that obviously isn’t going to have a happy ending doesn’t have a happy ending

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[targetedknowledge]

[modlich-303]

[dogpuppy]

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[wizardshark]

[purplegfdgirl]

WHAT HAPPENED HERE

[evilscientist3]

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[em0tionallymotionsick]

katniss did not "choose" peeta over gale

it was never going to be gale, it was never not peeta

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...