Title

Hello!

[fictionalgod]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[zitasaurusrex]

unrestrained summer fun

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

[the-haiku-bot]

Customer: Forgot

to put my orange juice on

the conveyer belt.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[this-site-isnt-safe-for-me]

[itsame-a-mio]

Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.

[inkymora]

Hey! It’s been a while. Have a Qifrey!

Also as a small announcement: I changed my name! The old one started to feel boring to me personally.

[inkymora]

Hey! It’s been a while. Have a Qifrey!

Also as a small announcement: I changed my name! The old one started to feel boring to me personally.

[inkymora]

Hey! It’s been a while. Have a Qifrey!

Also as a small announcement: I changed my name! The old one started to feel boring to me personally.

[vsingers]

since when did snapple start dabbling in elemental elixirs

[a-book-of-creatures]

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

[ventusilo]

Tumblr please don't drop the quality omg

[jovialtorchlight-deactivated202]

[kroovv]

A little Brushbuddy 🍊

[myuminji]

brushbuddy fashion week

mandatory report to the watchful eye

[sexhaver]

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related

[scrupulosity-comics]

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

[scrupulosity-comics]

[zmeess]

sword and shield

tip jar!

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of a grilled cheese sandwich