Ice Planet Barbarians

A blog dedicated to material related to author Ruby Dixon’s book series(s).

[helion-ism]

the way ruby dixon trashes men in her books is so funny to me. she really said the men on this planet suck and then created a whole new planet with polite blue aliens whose only duty in life is to make their women happy

[sabrinaacarpenters]

At first I was like mmm Ice Planet Barbarians <3 as a joke. But bro … i don’t think it’s a joke anymore

[julia-is-book-obsessed]

Then panic the night before the exam because you got so lost in a fantasy world that you didn't get to revise the whole material✌🏼👁️👄👁️

[sarhabee]

I made an Ice Planet Barbarians meme and will not be shamed for it

[possumteeths]

I have finished every single ice planet barbarian book as well as the ice home series am the wisest sage of alien porn known to mankind

[itsthesinbin]

ruby dixon said “im gonna play into your breeding kink AND your fantasy of a possessive doting partner that makes you the center of their world AND your fantasy of a giant monster treating you like the most precious thing in the universe” and slapped me in the face

[anonnnworld]

more low-quality ice planet barbarian memes I made

[mistress-new-mistress]

I just really need Ruby Dixon to write another IPB where a human man somehow lands on the planet and he thinks “finally! A real guy for these girls instead of creepy blue aliens” and he’s a total fuckboi. And he thinks he can do everything sa-khui can do because he’s a straight white male and it just blows up in his face and our blue boys are like like “wait, you expect your mate to suck your d without providing them food and warmth and multiple orgasms first??” And the human guy gets a khui but no one resonates with him the end.

[simpingfornestaarcheron]

Ya’ll get off your high horses and read some alien porn. It’ll be good for you.

[theincorrectbookquotes]

Do I have a million books to read? Yes.

Will I be ignoring all of them to read Ice Planet Barbarians? Also yes.

[ninjasamantha]

It’s nearing 2am, I’ve bought and read the first two Ice Planet Barbarian books. And I just purchased the Kindle Unlimited $1 deal so I could read the rest of the 22 book series and I’ve made memes about it. Send help.

[simpingfornestaarcheron]

This man (male?) gives her space, doesn’t jump at the first opportunity to sleep with her, gave her a puppy and he wants to make her “scream with pleasure instead of fear.”

Saluk, I like you, even tho in my mind you look like this:

[darklove9314-blog]

Since I have finished seven out of the twenty-two Ice Planet Barbarians books I thought I’d give my ranking of the OG couples before proceeding. (This is just my personal opinion. If our opinions differ than that’s perfectly alright.)

7. Claire and Ereven- Don’t get me wrong I love the fake dating trope, however I think these two are my least favorite of the couples because we spent a whole book with all the others and I swear they weren’t even in this for half the book. Their story got overshadowed by the birth of Vektal and Georgie’s daughter and the tribe trying to combine holidays. Like it was cute and I still enjoyed the story, but the romance didn’t have time to matter that much,

6. Harlow and Rukh- You see their story was alright, but again it was very take it or leave it for me.

5. Georgie and Vektal- Yes, I’m putting the OG, ice planet Barbarian couple at number 5. Yes their story kicked off the series and they do have moments where they are adorable, but sometimes they do annoy me as a pairing and as individuals.

4. Liz and Raahosh- I know these two are a lot of people’s favorites, but I do tire of the beauty and the beast retellings and Liz and Raahosh’s story is no different. I do still like them as a couple. There hasn’t been a couple I hated. But their book definitely kept me reading to see what happened next.

3. Tiffany and Salukh- what can I say I adore these two, sure it took me a while to get used to Salukh since he came on a little strong in the begging, but I did like him a lot by the end. I loved how he didn’t push Tiffany into doing more than what she was ready for. And how he never gave up hope that they were mates. I thought they were adorable.

2. Josie and Haeden- I’m always a sucker for enemies to lovers and these two were no exception. Both head strong individuals in their own ways, it took me by surprise how much I adored these two as a couple. I did sense in Claire’s story that Haeden cared for Josie more than he let on. After all he did tackle someone who tackled Josie, he wasn’t fooling me in the slightest bit. And I do like how their relationship was a slow burn. Well as much of a slow burn as IPB allows. I like how they got to know each other. Tried to protect one another. Let each other in on their painful past and learned how to let each other in even when it seemed impossible to do so. I like his when they both said hurtful things there was some form of communication between the two. They were both just two individuals who wanted to be loved and cherished and I loved that they found what they were seeking with each other.

1.Kira and Aehsko- When these two both appeared on the page I automatically loved both of them right off the bat and when their book came along I was thankful for it. Their love story matters a lot to me. I loved how they seemed to be friends first. I love how it didn’t matter to Aehako if Kira was barren or not because he would chose her always. (Although we can have a much bigger discussion about the magical healing trope in this book when in came to kira being able to have kids again.) I loved how they chose each other. Mated if not they still wpukk ll d have ended up together because they cared for each other that much. I must say these two are my favorites because I’m a book full of mates they were the few who would chose each other despite the odds and that’s all I yearn for in my books.

List your rankings below!!!!

[vanella-extract]

Idea courtesy of my lovely best friend

[omnisent-i]

I'm so surprised that for all its hype, Ice Planet Barbarians has so few fanfics on AO3. I was expecting soulmate AUs and CEO AUs and maybe even coffee shop AUs. I'm not a writer myself, and I've been tempted to write for fandoms sometimes, but I'm honestly kinda disappointed

[faeobsessed-cauldronblessed]

I've officially gone off the deep end

[notaweekendwarrior]

i can't even begin to explain the death grip that the ice planet barbarians series has on me. i keep telling myself to stop and go read books that have been in my TBR for years but i CANNOT STOP.