Angel

she/they call me Angel :D just a space for me to hyperfixate :D

[xxxsarihartxxx]

[therealtoastyboi123]

Can we please stop with the Nathan MacKinnon Olympics missed empty net for the love of god, it was funny for a while but it’s just tired now, he was sick as fuck I mean he threw up on the bench in the quarterfinals and was so pale he could probably have given white paint a run for it’s money, and he was still playing through it decently, he’s proved time and again (most recently in game 5 v MIN) that he can make that shot, he was sick and off his game and missed one shot and the game ended badly, I’m all for criticizing players especially stars but come on half of the people still going on about this wouldn’t even have been able to get out of bed to vomit in his situation, there are a lot of things you can criticize Nathan MacKinnon on but I really just don’t think this specific situation is one of them.

[argumate]

you bottle Miette??

[dhavaer]

You crush Miette like the grape?

[digitaldiscipline]

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

[tzikeh]

The Cask of Miettellado

[hasufin]

Y'all are just absolutely committed to creating humor I cannot explain to my spouse, aren't you?

[jarvysburner]

things i think about a lot as a rpf overlord

Sidney Crosby wearing Nathan McKinnon's hoodie at the all stars press conference

Jeff Skinner being picked my Eric Staal for the 2011 all stars game

Willmack spinhug celly

Jarvy's trip to Finland. Specifically the fishing video

Willmack in the pressbox

Leno being the caps baby

Someone saying in a podcast that if you tell Leno to do anything he will most of the time just do it

Dylan Strome.

Quinn Hughes and Josh Norris cuddling in bed with photographic proof (same for mitch marner and matt martin)

John Taveres amulet

NOLAN PATRICK and how soft tk was with him

Tom Wilson & Michael Latta with their Costco ketchup deals

Edmonton polycule - like everything.

Quinn & Kirill going from one of the most insane crackships to actually occurring

Brandon Duhaime continuously puppy playing on main

Johnny Orlando and Adam Fantilli knowing each other & there weird insta lives

Tyler Seguin and everything he's ever done but most specifically lockgate

The fact I can't tag everyone pains me....I'll make a part 2 atp.

[hauntedppgpaints]

how to go second.

@hockeyblrpoetryclub, outer space edition.

( x. x. x. x. x. )

[tapedsleeves]

various hockey ships x Aaron Tippin - "That's As Close As I'll Get To Loving You"

I can sing this song to everybody And pretend it's not about you

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15

[jeynearrynofthevale]

237 Reasons to Have Sex - Survey from the Archives of Sexual Behavior

[humanoctopus]

I always thought it was weird that ATLA set up this philosophy of “all the elements are equal and amoral and benders will use their craft for good or evil” but then chucked it straight out the window when it came to the topic of bloodbending.

A power that creates fear and pain and only seems to be used for destruction? I can’t think of anyone who would know what that feels like.

Katara should have used bloodbending to strengthen her skills as a healer. That seems like the most obvious solution and fits with her character. This is a skill she learned from a SWT bender and although that bender used it for evil, she will use it for good.

[the-badger-mole]

The healing aspect is cool, but Katara should feel as comfortable using her bloodbending for combat as any other bender. Notice that no other form of bending is outlawed, even though they would kill an opponent just as dead. In fact, of all the extra power up forms of bending, bloodbending would be the best for non lethally subduing someone.

[mirrorofliterature]

it is deeply funny to me how many people think that if padmé and anakin had not married everything would be fine

all it would have done is made both of them more miserable

if anakin didn't turn to the dark side, guess fucking what? the chancellor is still a sith lord!

it's hard to know what exactly would happen, because by ROTS anakin's sense of self and identity and ambitions are deeply tied with padmé, but like:

something else could happen that triggers his fear of loss and pushes him to fall, but now there will be no luke to bring him back

he somehow kills palpatine and has to flee because that's treason!

he dies during order 66, or

best case scenario: fugitive rebel

and as for padmé? she could have burnt out quicker without anakin to provide her with solace during the clone wars and quit; she could have stayed as a senator and withered from the inside as she tried to rebel; palpatine could have killed her when the empire rose

the wheels of the republic's death were already set in motion before padmé or anakin were even born.

anidala's marriage gave them both hope and light during a time of darkness, and it ultimately made the galaxy better

[curoopeez]

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

[mirrorofliterature]

padmé fell in love with anakin and chose to marry him of her own volition and this choice was good and celebrated by the narrative, actually

she wanted a man who loved padmé, not amidala, and she got one. who was kind and honest and passionate and compassionate and yes, superficially, hot

just because anidala ends tragically doesn't mean padmé was stupid for marrying anakin :)

[stealingpotatoes]

do you ever think about how much of the original trilogy artoo spent silently watching the drama go down with popcorn

(commission info // tip jar!)

[ra-is-making-art]

a couple of days early but i made an animation for pride month 💕

[horrid-corvid]

Happy pride month y'all!

[titsay]

[necarion]

They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not.

Also, because this is incredibly important to Bond for some reason, she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married straight woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie.

We live in the future, and we can admit that all of the cool things that a Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this thing feel "woke" of self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise.

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[contact-guy]

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

[skipppppy]

Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement

[ospreyonthemoon]

Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.

[deathsmallcaps]

Fanon Batman deduces you are trans and suddenly a free hormone clinic opens up by your home a couple months later

[answeringmysister]

Miss Fisher learns youre trans and simply gives you hormones, and a little cocaine as a treat. she also invites you out to a club to meet like minded individuals. at the club you watch as she seduces the bartender and then the next day the bartender is arrested for the murder.

[viridianchronicle]

[resisteverything]

BBC sherlock deduces you’re trans based on the shape of your skull and the tone of your voice and that you’re tall, and he gets that right not because any of that makes sense but because he’s sherlock and whatever conclusion he comes to about the evidence he gets will magically be the right one because he’s so cool and perfect and better than everyone else.

[resisteverything]

And THEN he calls you a slur.