Kingdom Hearts Re:Captioned

The Kingdom Hearts manga, ruined by me

[yanortaboi]

A brand-new master post!

Finally organizing Some Threads because this blog is a living beast with Discrete Anatomical Features

(and now there’s so many they’re under the cut)

the nail saga

the werewolf saga

the reindeer saga

the bear saga

demyx’s stupid youtube channel

adventures in quarantine

organization family vibes

drunk headcanons are always my favorite

angsty shit for people who hate to be happy

various supernatural things

gender fuckery

a restaurant with a name the site doesn’t like

the falling tomato cinematic universe

the twizzler running joke

everyone loves sephiroth

every species of fry

nobody knows how babies are made

never been kissed

gotta take two grownups to disney town

company is coming

bunny slippers

fido spotlight

diy ventus material

a wild pokemon au appeared

finny fun in atlantica

pride land adventures

this is halloween

the tinkerbell spinoff world

miscellaneous disney worlds

you can’t prove it’s not a prosthetic

the pajama game

the toboggan incident

peeps be ghosts

what happened to the pudding

axel is florida man

larxene and marluxia being friendship goals

eraqus and xehanort playing the horniest game of chess

did you nerds just come here for akusai

there’s xemsai too but it’s not happy

try the saidem it’s cuter

the extensive rummage sale of uncategorized things

quality yanortaboi fanfiction if you want

And of course, I’m always looking for prompts for the first line in this particular panel set!

(or say anything lol I’d love to hear it)

[yanortaboi]

[yanortaboi]

oh lol thanks y’all for reminding me this exists

may the first be with you

[yanortaboi]

bless y’all for reminding me again <3

[yanortaboi]

And again <3

[yanortaboi]

fam which wip should i focus on

Demyx commits soup fraud

The Radiant Garden Family adopts Kairi

Xion and Axel go to Build-a-Bear

Demyx and Larxene go to Hooters

Voting ended onNov 19, 2025

[yanortaboi]

whoops i did the build a bear one first instead

[chithiry]

staring off into the disntance. Hmm. Pass the transfem marluxia again

[yanortaboi]

here you go

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47981503

[yanortaboi]

Here have a KH drabble while AO3 is down:

(x)

Not-Roxas had come with a question for Demyx. Because he was the Master of Masters. Funny, that.

“The name of the first Keyblade wielder?”

Did he know that? Hmm. Thinking was so hard.

“You know, I wanna tell you this, I really do. But I need you to do something for me first.”

“Yeah!” Not-Roxas raised a fist. “We’ll do whatever it takes!”

“Great. Here it is. Real important. Go to the quickie mart and get me a coke.”

“What?”

“Do I have to say it again?”

“Uh… no.”

Demyx’s phone rang later. So heavy. He listened.

“Yeah. Pepsi’s fine.”

[dullahandyke]

1 minute after jacking off I'm back on the dash doing image descriptions. Never underestimate my devotion to the blood pact

[yanortaboi]

[dullahandyke]

Reading is so fun. Literally having a book is awesome

[yanortaboi]

[yanortaboi]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

oh wow happy demyx/xigbar day, here’s a fic that technically qualifies

[yanortaboi]

i guess christmas is also a relevant day to reblog this

[nemo-draws]

‘Twas the night before Crimmus and you’re assigned to play elf-helper to Santa-bar who keeps saying things like:

“Cram any more milk in me and I just might burst.”

“Sure, you can take the reins, but ease up; that last ride was a little rough.”

“This is some antique wood we’re steering here, you’ve gotta handle it gently.”

“Behave yourself and there might be a special present for you at the end of the mission.”

You’re in for a long night…

[yanortaboi]

here comes THE MAN

[nemo-draws]

‘Twas the night before Crimmus and you’re assigned to play elf-helper to Santa-bar who keeps saying things like:

“Cram any more milk in me and I just might burst.”

“Sure, you can take the reins, but ease up; that last ride was a little rough.”

“This is some antique wood we’re steering here, you’ve gotta handle it gently.”

“Behave yourself and there might be a special present for you at the end of the mission.”

You’re in for a long night…

[yanortaboi]

this progression makes me laugh every time

X

[firestorm09890]

when denim jeans enter the washing machine their ultimate goal is to seek each other out and form a rat king

[yanortaboi]

[yanortaboi]

yeah it is

[yanortaboi]

anyone else ever get metal about kingdom hearts or just me

[anistarrose]

make that blorbo disabled. hit them with the disability beam. especially if they obviously were or should have been disabled in canon but canon didn't meaningfully dwell on it

[yanortaboi]

this is why demyx is missing a leg now btw

that one character bio image of him leaning on the sitar

[yanortaboi]

my policy is to change the story of how it happened every time i write about it

in the pirate au, the prosthetic is a mop that xaldin carved for him

it also transforms in worlds that transform you when you go there. to a leg from a different toy when he’s a cymbal monkey in toy story world for example

[anistarrose]

make that blorbo disabled. hit them with the disability beam. especially if they obviously were or should have been disabled in canon but canon didn't meaningfully dwell on it

[yanortaboi]

this is why demyx is missing a leg now btw

that one character bio image of him leaning on the sitar

[image description: hashtags saying “lauriam leaned against that wall one too many times in games” “so of course I had to give him chronic joint issues” “I see someone resting or leaning somewhere the first chance they get and go ah yes the sign of my people”]

[yanortaboi]

fam which wip should i focus on

Demyx commits soup fraud

The Radiant Garden Family adopts Kairi

Xion and Axel go to Build-a-Bear

Demyx and Larxene go to Hooters

Voting ended onNov 19, 2025

[yanortaboi]

did you guys want a story about ghost namine and jack skellington for halloween, cuz i have one

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works