the true north

eh indie rp blog for a personification of Canada; loosely affiliated with hetalia

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Justin Trudeau’s support for the Trans Mountain Pipeline Expansion just became a meme.

Credit to @AshCourchene

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And Now it’s Canada Appreciation DAy 

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bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

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Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

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Toronto -vs- Everybody. Queen West at Duncan Street

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fiertxcanadienne replied to your post: ❛ Between the two of us, we’ll tear the whole...

Waves a hand in front of her face. “It’s just a way to say it, I don’t mean literally.”

[Okay, now he’s confused. What is she trying to accomplish? What is the end goal that she has in mind?] “To say what?”

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❛ Between the two of us, we’ll tear the whole world down. ❜

“The whole world? I dunno, the world isn’t a great place, but I don’t think the solution is necessarily to tear it down.”

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“Can we go to a restaurant? It’s been three days and no one’s fed me.”

[How does he live like this.]

“Yeah, of course, how are you alive? Holy shit. Why didn’t you say something sooner? There’s a pizza place across the street? Or Middle Eastern food? Or we could probably find a real restaurant too if you wanna go for that.”

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“Why aren’t you good at this?”

“Have you ever looked at me? Is this a face that looks like it has top-quality vision?” [Gesturing at his face, especially his glasses] “What makes you think I’d be good at this?”

[promaethean]

A DARKER SHADE OF MAGIC / A GATHERING OF SHADOWS by v. e. schwab sentence meme.

❛  I’d rather die on an adventure than live standing still.  ❜

❛  After all, you can kill people, but you cannot kill magic. Not truly.  ❜

❛  Impossible. What a useless word, in a world with magic.  ❜

❛  Everyone thinks I have a death wish, you know? But I don’t want to die – dying is easy. No, I want to live, but getting close to death is the only way to feel alive. And once you do, it makes you realize that everything you were actually doing before wasn’t actually living. It was just making do. Call me crazy, but I think we do the best living when the stakes are high.  ❜

❛  You have two faces. One you wear for the world at large, and the one you wear for those you love.  ❜

❛  Everyone’s immortal until they’re not.  ❜

❛  It is as it is. It cannot be undone. So please, be grateful, and be done with it.  ❜

❛  The thing about freedom? It doesn’t come naturally. Almost no one has it handed to them. I’m free because I fought for it.  ❜

❛  I know you can do this. I know you can hear me. Stay with me. Listen to my voice.  ❜

❛  Maybe you just got a taste of what it really means to be alive. You almost died. So now you know what it feels like to live. To fear for that life. To fight for it. And once you know, well, there’s no going back.  ❜

❛  You made a mistake. Everybody makes them. Even me. I’ve made many. It’s only fair that you made one.  ❜

❛  I did only what I had to do. If I could have given my life for yours, I would have.  ❜

❛  A kiss for luck. Not that I need it.  ❜

❛  I know. I know what and who you are. What will you do? Kill me?  ❜

❛  Why am I the only one in this fucking world to be held accountable for my actions?  ❜

❛  Aren’t you afraid of dying?  ❜

❛  I’m sorry. For whatever happened to you. For whoever hurt you so deeply that you see things like friends and fondness as weapons instead of shields.  ❜

❛  You know so little of war. Battles may be fought from the outside in, but wars are won from the inside out.  ❜

❛  Between the two of us, we’ll tear the whole world down.  ❜

❛  I am going to cut that smile off your face.  ❜

❛  It hurts. More than dying ever did. There are days when I feel like I deserve this.  ❜

❛  Death doesn’t scare me. Not nearly as much as the idea of wasting a perfectly good life in fear of it.  ❜

❛ You’re always so eager to slash and stab, why couldn’t you have stabbed him.  ❜

❛  Which is it, huh? You’re angry at me, or worried about me, or happy to see me? Because I can’t keep up.  ❜

❛  Wouldn’t it be amazing, if we got away with it?  ❜

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Sabrina the Teenage Witch Sentence Starters, pt 1/?

“You sicken me.”

“Get a real job! And some pants!”

“Yes, yes, I’m fine. Actually, no, I just broke up with my boyfriend.”

“Why aren’t you good at this?”

“Oh, things are looking up. I got a brochure from that convent.”

“I didn’t know blind dates could be this much fun.”

“We’re being awfully grown up about this, huh?”

“Excuse me. I have to go listen to one of my mom’s Janis Ian albums.”

“So… whaddaya say we go out and cruise for chicks?”

“Yeah, I can handle this.”

“On your mark, get set, drool.”

“To this day, whenever I burp, it smells like pepperoni.”

“And I guess the best thing about me is that I’m a big dweeb.”

“On weekends, I like to cut loose with haiku.”

“I have a dark side. I’ve gotten my fair share of parking tickets.”

“Oh no, time for plan B- oh, no, there is no plan B.”

“You look tired. Maybe you should go home.”

“So, for the tux, powder blue or maroon?”

“I promised myself I wouldn’t cry.”

“Can we go to a restaurant? It’s been three days and no one’s fed me.”

“So how’s your love life been going?”

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Canadian pride may not rest on our sleeves, but it resides deeply in our hearts. – Steve Miller

indie aph canada – diverges from canon

follow for tim hortons, ignore for wind chill

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While you all fawned over Justin Trudeau, I studied the blade.

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[takes a really deep breath]

Justin Trudeau is a garbage man running a garbage country.

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aug 21 (@thexufiles)

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when you come,

bring me flowers

independent rp blog for the female personification of estonia

written by cat / mar

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