[thoughtkick]

You cannot always be happy but you can always be brave. And that is the beginning of everything.

Unknown (via thoughtkick)

[smiles-advice]

🌊 growth is a process 🌊

[sagihairius]

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you’re doing a good job. even if no one notices, you’re doing a damn good job.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Prepping for road trips

[greelin]

you know what truly disgusts me… being able to feel my own heartbeat. it’s bad. don’t need to actively know what’s going on in there. don’t need to feel that. it’s not any of my business

[literallyaflame]

oh, the sweet irony of his death. designed for this life—yet never meant to endure it

[walrusofdoom]

What happened?

[literallyaflame]

i dropped a goldfish cracker in the bathtub :(

[greelin]

buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if it’s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didn’t expect to get some of their favorite chips that day? what a thrill! love it

[erlkoenige]

the fact that by the end of the month we’ll have 8pm sunsets is the last pillar keeping my mental health intact

[exitwound]

countries be like our covid cases are up again. my brother in christ you lifted the mask requirements

[omghotmemes]

Keep on trolling in the free world

[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[alexseanchai]

[image: a lemon.]

[brawltogethernow]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.

[fawn-ever]

going off the deep end, y’all need anything?

[raptorific]

Say what you will about “friends” but all of the memes about how dumb and unrealistic it is have in-universe explanations

[raptorific]

Monica can afford that giant apartment in manhattan on a chef’s salary because she’s living there illegally, it was her grandmother’s rent-controlled apartment and the landlord doesn’t know her grandmother doesn’t live there anymore

[raptorific]

Rachel isn’t fired from the coffee shop despite being overtly terrible at her job because her boss has a crush on her

[raptorific]

They hang out with Ross because he’s Monica’s brother and they have to

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

What was the explanation for why it wasn’t funny

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

they’re new yorkers

[twitblr]

I’m not embarrassed about it neither

[bob-belcher]

[outofcontextbonappetit]