endless lament

I can’t leave this place even if I wanted to

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

im very excited and honored to descend to this new level of madness

[powerburial]

remember to send email with NO ATTACHMENTS

- the buddhist emailer

[iliothermia]

🌟✨☀️ Lumen ☀️✨🌟

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[coughdropsandsoftspots]

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

[sunglassesbot]

That it's no longer on poob?

[hornytransgirljenni]

[niktheniknik]

This is incomprehensible outside of tumblr, i love a well maintained closed ecosystem

[violentoffender]

[eric-coldfire]

[rt0no]

[thundergrace]

The only way to talk to these people.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT

[valtsv]

sexualising a blade sliding between the gaps in plate armour

[valtsv]

yes it's obviously penetrative imagery but it's also + more importantly about the intoxicating, terrifying helplessness of being violently reminded of the limitations of your attempts to defeat your own vulnerability

[badassdemonsword]

[shiftythrifting]

Look at this beautiful woman my friend found at goodwill. I wish I had her in my possession. I would yassify her.

what the fresh hell

[infected]

The Peak, Hong Kong, photo by Yannick Mackiewicz

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dirtsoilmulch]

is this something

[ammnontet]

excitement

[ammnontet]

this is the only time i recorded myself playing a VR game and it still holds up as one of my best game videos

[wayneradiotv]

i really like how you miss every shot

[cerastes]

[embers-braincells]

pro tip: try to handicap yourself so its roughly 50-50, so they feel like theyre up against an equally skilled opponent

[cerastes]

Pro tip: Try to use every ounce of strength you can muster so it is roughly 100-0, so they understand just how vast the gap is between their developing brains and motor skills, and your sheer raw power.

[millionsknives]

just invented something at dinner called soundboard storytime where i explain the plot of hamlet to my younger sister & her friend while our other sister punctuates every sentence with a choice sound bite from her phone

[millionsknives]

“hamlet STABS the man behind the curtain, thinking it’s claudio—- but it’s POLONIUS. [vine boom] [OOOO MA GAAAWWWD] that’s right, he just killed his girlfriend’s FATHER. [WAT DA HEEEELLLLLL] [BRUH.mp3]”

[revelware]

the art of youtube poop will survive after the singularity