FREEZE! ( ap. )

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❪     rougescion   /  spider-man     ❫

ODE  TO  A  NIVEOUS  NIGHT.   hiemal  biteblooming amidst this  tundra,   bestrewed upon  by  alpenglow  /  twilit colours.  and winter’s  warmth  bleeds through  his  thawed heart !   feet stuck upon  verglas  in a  slow,  hasty  approach,  sheathed  hands  desperately  grasping onto  whatever may be  in  sight.  “  okay,  I  didn’t  think  you were gonna make an  ICE  RINK  of the  entire  room !!  ” 

@icedman  ❤️’d

hands  spread  in  placating  gesture,  though  the  icy  glint  in  frozen  eye,  &  the  crystalized  smirk  hints  to  emotions  less  than  apologetic.  

❛     hey,  you  SAID  you  wanted  to  have  some  fun  ---  what’s  more  fun  that  this  ?     ❜  a  king  in  an  ice  kingdom  of  his  own  making,  bobby  effortlessly  skates  around  the  room  before  pulling  up  short  in  front  of  the  other.  ❛     it’s  like  you’re  not  even  TRYING  !     ❜ 

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❛     don’t  know  why  you’re  trusting  me  with  this  ---  i  don’t  even  know  where  the  statue  of  liberty  is  !     ❜  //  OPEN  !

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❪     killertouched   /  georgia paige bruce     ❫

     ‘  nice SPANX . be honest does dressing like an olympic bobsled team make it harder or easier for you guys to get laid ? does putting everything out on the market like that really WORK , or have you found it’s turn off that you don’t leave much to the imagination ?   ’  // @icedman liked  ( accepting )

❛     i’d  say  it’s  about  THE  SAME.  then  again,  i’ve  never  had  an  issue  in  getting  laid,  so  my  statistics  are  probably  skewed.  anyway,  why  wouldn’t  i  want  to  show  off  this  bod  ?     ❜

[icedman-blog1]

okay  but  can  someone  tell  me  why  bobby  looks  like  an  80  y/o  man  telling  kids  to  get  off  his  lawn  here  ?  ?

[janeaustten]

anyways… reblog + tag what you smell like according to what does a hero smell like 🍃

[icedman-blog1]

alright  i’m  going  to  work  on  some  teen  !  bobby  icons  so  .  .  .  like  this  for  a  starter  from  teen  bobby  !

[icedman-blog1]

nonsexual acts of intimacy - select from the following for my muse to respond to:

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

[icedman-blog1]

                                   I  DON’T  EVEN  KNOW  WHERE  THE  STATUE  OF  LIBERTY  IS  !!

[feedmecomicart]

IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A DISNEY PRINCESS.

[icedman-blog1]

when  will  someone  call  me  out  over  the  fact  that  my  autoplay  is  just  five  versions  of  ice  ice  baby  +  one  version  of  funky  cold  medina  ?  ?  ?

[trcshymemes]

SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ What the hell happened? ❞

❝ I set the car on fire. ❞

❝ You’re gorgeous. ❞

❝ It’s their blood. ❞

❝ Where are your guns? ❞

❝ You’re better than me. ❞

❝ Put your hands up! ❞

❝ You’re fucked from birth. ❞

❝ Are you pissed at me, baby? ❞

❝ Why would I be pissed at you? ❞

❝ Of course we’re friends.❞ 

❝ Come with me. Please. ❞

❝ I wanna jump inside your pants. ❞

❝ Are you looking at something? ❞ 

❝ Why did you kill all of those people? ❞

❝ What’s with your sour fucking puss? ❞

❝ Are we gonna have a peyote party? ❞

❝ Friends don’t make their friends die. ❞

❝ Are you nervous because we’re killing a chick? ❞

❝ I’m going to be over to kill you on Tuesday. ❞

❝ Maybe the world just doesn’t understand you. ❞

❝ Poodles always look like they’ve been crying. ❞

❝ We all gotta dream, don’t we? ❞

❝ Have some pride in yourself. ❞

❝ Fuck the cops! Fuck them! ❞ 

❝ You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? ❞

❝ Sorry if I haven’t been a very good friend to you. ❞

❝ Don’t ever say I never do anything for you. ❞

❝ Seriously, just fuck off! I’m not in the fucking mood! ❞

❝ I stabbed a guy in the ear once. Ice pick, right in his fucking ear. ❞

❝ You think I’m not serious just because I carry a rabbit? ❞

❝ Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind? ❞

❝ You’ve eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, [ name. ]❞

❝ I don’t have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. ❞ 

❝ Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. ❞

❝ Sometimes I think God’s gone crazy. ❞

❝ No shoot-outs, no pay-outs. Just human beings talking. ❞

❝ You might want to stop drinking if this is how you’re gonna behave. ❞

❝ It’s impossible for someone’s head to actually explode, isn’t it?  ❞

❝ When are you gonna get a job that’s not just stealing from people? ❞

❝ This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come psycho-kill us! ❞

❝ God loves us. I know it. He’s just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. ❞

❝ I didn’t mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. ❞

[icedman-blog1]

                                   I  DON’T  EVEN  KNOW  WHERE  THE  STATUE  OF  LIBERTY  IS  !!

[ewpunk]

[icedman-blog1]

Iceman: Is sand called "sand" because it's in between the land and sea?

Wolverine: Shut the hell up.

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Iceman: What country has the most birds? Portu-geese.

Iceman: Wait, that's a language. Portu-gull.

Jean: Nice recovery.

Kitty: Don't you mean nice re-dove-ry?

Nightcrawler: Turkey! How did we miss Turkey?!

[stungunmilly]

[icedman-blog1]

Iceman: Fire is my only weakness.

Wolverine: Yeah. Fire is everyone's weakness. It's fucking fire.