Agender Skeleton Lord

They/He | Getting old, sure, but still kickin'. | Lawrence Sonntag approved.

[dogpuppy]

[skronklpus]

I have provided all the context necessary . Please no more questions

[mephistopheles]

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

[cosmogyros]

[sandmandaddy69]

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

[minmos]

Maria silent hill 2 listen to me. You need to leave James Sunderland for the green m&m

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[yellow-cat]

has anyone else noticed that its awesome to have an anthropomorphic animal representation of yourself that you can draw in situations

[yellow-cat]

sorry

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[oldmanpusspuss]

why would you lie like that Google ai???

[oldmanpusspuss]

This post isn't about how insane john lennon was its about how Google has spent gazillion dollars making a machine that lies to you about john lennons mpreg fantasies!!!

[official-mpreg-posts]

Official mpreg post

[oldmanpusspuss]

I made it to the big leagues lads

[bugsnax]

the neopets subreddit is actually really good sometimes

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[barstoolblues]

high at trader joes buying all yellow groceries

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles]

your life is not an optimization problem

[dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles]

as in you'll never achieve the perfect daily routine, sleep schedule, coping mechanisms, mannerisms, fashion sense etc. even after years and years of healing and improvement and self-discovery. you will never be so good at life that you manage to utilize every waking moment. its great to be productive and all but sometimes you'll suck ass. sometimes you'll take eight hours to be done with a twenty minute job. you'll prioritize the wrong thing. you'll sleep for 12 hrs just to avoid being awake. you'll relapse. and you'll relapse again. you'll forget to turn in the assignment. you'll order too little food. life is far too large and complex for you to even experience it completely, much less try to make sense of and control it. you can't. please give up on that and be at peace with the hours you lose. they are not separate from your life.

[strange-aeons]

i just found out my mother has had a tumblr since i was 3. I am 20. I am a second gen tumblrina.

i can barely comprehend your power

[hotvampireadjacent]

[lizardsfromspace]

My fave part of this tweet is that even though a lot of people are assuming this was an AI thing or whatever

this is the actual lede of their review of the Super Mario movie

"But it is also, if I check the clock, Mario Time". Poetry