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o-kurwa

reginaldqueribundus

oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

evil-but-refined

"I asked ChatGPT-"

I asked the voice in my head, he called your mother a whore.

inkymora

That one episode of the Malevolent

Edit: I messed up the sides of the wheel I am aware. I just forgot lmao. In the original sketch it is correct but I have a tendency to flip my canvas like crazy so I accidentally left it switched- forgive me. Lets call it symbolism that our main guy is British/j (I would flip it but then other things would be wrong auh

Edit #2: It got on my nerves so I fixed it

catchymemes

saintfelina

wonderfulworldofmichaelford

The British Museum staff are on strike. IT’S TIME.

QUICK EVERY COUNTRY ON EARTH, RUN IN AND GET YOUR SHIT BACK

roycohn

we simply are not making it out of this one alive fellow pervs

sevdolo

"Civilization"

mysharona1987

Best comeback line ever.

hedgehog-moss

I got a phone call from the police station about my teenage llama this week, telling me some tourists had called them upon seeing a llama crossing the road, who “stopped when she saw us” and “refused to give way” (their complaint in French sounded amazingly traffic-related, “elle n’a pas cédé le passage”…) The policeman told them yeah that’s our Pampe! don’t worry about it she’s living her life, you can try to pet her but she’s shy with strangers… Imagine calling the police about a llama refusing to abide by basic road rules and being told haha that’s our girl! Give her a pat for me! Pampérigouste, you are very annoying and very loved.

I started following that road looking for her, occasionally calling her with my special I Come Bearing Muesli whistle (and it was a lie), and as soon as I got mobile reception I received a text from a neighbour telling me “Ton affreuse est là” (“your horrible one is here”). I turned around to go pick her up, and discovered that he had locked her in the Horny Bull Pen, aka his most securised enclosure. When Pampe escapes to his farm just to be a pest she usually hangs out with his cows until I arrive and he doesn’t mind, so it was a little joke, and it was so funny finding Pampe languishing in a high-security prison. She looked very put out and I told her she absolutely deserved her sentence. Then I opened the gate and I didn’t even need my rope, she was happy to be pardoned and to see Pandolf, and followed us readily, on the road and then through the woods to my farm, it felt so companionable, the three of us walking home together.

llamanonymous

oh this is such a happy tale

girlcaligula

“Why do people like a character who’s committed war crimes but hate this other character just because they’re annoying” because it’s fiction Susan, and being annoying in fiction is a greater sin than being a supervillain, because it won’t make me want to read about them. It isn’t difficult to understand