☆ the rise of the dick ☆

♡♡ Zero ♡ 20+ ♡♡ 

[cannibalchicken]

[geminisnterlude]

I once worked in housekeeping for fairfield (Marriott) and I would tuck in plushies

[clover11-10]

On behalf of us guests who need our huggies you're doing god's work and I formally pledge my allliegance to you in times of need.

[oswednesday]

deletes you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [you still exist as metadata]

[oswednesday]

[bauliya]

“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

[bunnywoman]

idk im getting used to the mold i kinda like it now it feels good to breathe in all the spores and get really itchy and feel like i was just hit by a car idk do uou think i look cuter lately

[cyberglowe]

[hatsunemiku-official]

sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month

[kasaneteto-official]

Let you out of what, Miku?

[hatsunemiku-official]

zip file

[mango-fizz]

splatoon ring pops

splatoon ring pops

[splatoon-autism]

I love this kind of concept art that is entirely unseen in gameplay bit makes the splatooniverse feel like a real world where ink fish live their lives ❤️

[mango-fizz]

OH MY BESTIE

DO YOU WANNA SEE THE TWO-PAGE SPREAD OF CEREAL BRANDS, FROZEN PIZZAS, INSTANT COFFEE, TOILET PAPER, AND LAUNDRY DETERGENT

[splatoon-autism]

Y E S

[mango-fizz]

ok here are various toilet paper and detergent brands, and then some cereal boxes, uh cookies i think?, some chips, pretzels, and what i assume to be ziploc bags

this is some signage that i thought was interesting and most of it might have to do with salmon run but think its cool, im still giggling at no swim form allowed like,, ok

these following pics are from the mako mart page

post apocalyptic fruit/veggies

some more toilet paper lmao, what looks like protein powder? some candy, breads, donuts, water bottles,

sardines, popsicles, ramen, slushies, frozen pizza, pancake mix, and off the hook themed ice cream!

cheese and butter. the latter says "organic ink butter" and that scares me. moving on,

more cereal, seeming to range from "healthy whole grain" type stuff to the more sugary ones skfhsjfjs and some coffee boxes

[mango-fizz]

those pages are from the splatoon 2 art book. now these following pages are from haikara walker

this is in a section where they basically just advertised little knicknacks and toys and candy, like when you were a kid and would read those little toy magazines they sent in the mail every christmas that type of thing

here is the full page of the infamous splatoon ring pops

[mango-fizz]

and here is a spread of inklings shopping at mako mart :) no octolings, i checked :(

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to have a wii fit

[chips1977]

I jut finished paying off this burger

[lordascapelion]

We should piss on the poor

[barryogg]

How dare you say that reading comprehension on this site is piss poor

[gamesoft]

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

being a hater is a private affair. haterism for clout is embarassing, get a journal, gel pens even

[sentient-cloud]

It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society

[kurulover]

[pochacco]

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

[mysimspc]

[gatorbeast]

these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.

these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions

[melodramaticwolf]

Thank the Lord someone understands

[halfelven]

car conversations so good bc of removal of eye contact expectation. let us all learn from this