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It’s me, Valentin

[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[cytherean-sunset]

[dogmouthed-doe]

[ID 1: A GIF of a phone's battery life, which is at 8%, with the charging symbol blinking in and out. /end ID 1.]

[ID 2: A reply from pigswithwings reading, "why would you make this post what was the thought process" to which OP replies, "i was so mad" /end ID 2.]

[space-dementia-muse]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[towerofglass]

[tredekim]

[mothcub]

Mutual recognition.

[wildbeautifuldamned]

Antique 1920's Rat Perfume Figural Bottle from Germany ebay Diane's Clearinghouse

[bowlcutprotag]

Literally nobody I know knows Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off

[a-daks]

[catchymemes]

[trans-lunarinjection]

[fiyerotigelar]

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

[konoko]

[colourofthekites]

looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it

[farlanish]

[fashionablyuninvitedx]

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

[joshlovesyou]

[aaays-and-bees]

This could be a game changer

[squiddleward-deactivated2019060]

what the fuck

[beatcroc]

#it’s NOT inexplicable#it’s bc someone based it on the unicode 6 yellow heart#which is colorless but shaded with halftone dots#and someone interpreted that like stubble#and drew this#which is SO FUCKING FUNNY via @animusbell

[eldermindless]

[lightning-and-lavender-fire]

OH MY GOD

THE REASON THE YELLOW HEART IS SHADED THAT WAY IS BECAUSE OF FUCKING HERALDRY HATCHING ISN’T IT

FUCK YEAH AUTISM LET’S GOOOO

[apatheticlexicographer]

big if true

[elcycyromem]

literally after yo drink water its like ur body is like trusting u now and then its like wow it trusts me so u drink more and then god damn you drank like 2 liters in like half an hour and that shit is flying out of ur dickhole at 50 miles an hour

[pointnclick]

if walter white was the scientist from honey i shrunk the kids he would be like “i did not shrink our children skyler. i did not. walter junior was always this size, we named him that because he is so small”

[gallopinggallifreyans]

two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene