The Devil's Pachinko Parlor

Stuff I like Ellie, she/her. Late 20s Czech-Indonesian trans girl, HRT since 02 Feb 2025 🏳️‍⚧️ Mostly reblogs, weird and funny stuff, occasional political shit, etc.

[um-jammer-tranny]

the girl who is trapped in my computer and phone should be trapped in my arms and bed instead

[unspokensuggestion]

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

[unspokensuggestion]

you are also allowed to do this.

[teaboot]

So are you just willfully ignorant to weight being scientifically proven to cause various health issues or do we need someone to sit you down and give you some basic fucking education on the matter?

So when I said "Our society's obsessive fixation on attaining abnormal degrees of thinness and equating it to being healthy is detrimental to people of all body types, and a natural standard which must be forcibly maintained to this degree is not a natural standard"

what you heard was "we should replace our unhealthy fixation on *losing* mass with an unhealthy fixation on *increasing* it"

[caffeinatedneet]

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[segamascott]

not me it's get a bag thursday 💯🔥😤

[geologyin-blog]

Natural star Rhodolite Garnet cabochons.

Forbidden candy 🍬😍

Photo: amirkhan32255

[bolaneno]

the color signatures of various elements when ignited

FB image credit: Ceres Science

[trashgnomesanonymous]

Do you love the colors of the combustion

[koshercosplay]

forbidden menorah

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[bluesturngold]

[emberdothound]

[ambergrief]

i just rlly like the way hes holdinh aponhwbob in this picture holding him ever so gently with an extended finger like a perch for a small bird

[ambergrief]

supporting his lower back and neck so he can sit up like a newborn baby

[friendlyfrankenstein]

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

[retroactivebakeries]

[kiradical]

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

[theinstagrahame]

We need to start writing more stories in the alternate timeline where Reagan was strangled to death by Bonzo.

[angelsaxis]

I haven't seen this version anywhere so I made one!

[angelsaxis]

This flag is pissing off TERFs of course but i am seeing so much colorful JOY from trans lesbians and other lesbians in the notes like I've never seen a set of tags so happy before omg

[butchcockweilder-deactivated202]

everyone should reblog the bipoc transbian flag. It should be law.

[mayonaizs]

the emoji combo of these is genuinely distressing for me :) under the cut for curious souls

[he-sees-dem0ns]

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

[gatogummie]

[gatogummie]

[demilypyro]

If it's legal but it's prohibitively expensive it might as well not be legal.

[demilypyro]

Similarly if the only punishment for doing something illegal is a fine, it might as well be legal but only for the rich.

[cosmonautroger]

Oscar Niemeyer, Niterói Contemporary Art Museum, Brazil