assigned vamp at birth

they he | 30+ | polyamorus bi disaster 💛🤍💜🖤 if you know me, no you don’t. I barely remember who I was yesterday

[icewallcominup]

[bot]

may all data centers be burnt down 🥰 may gen ai finally die🥳

we deserve clean skies and clear waters!!!!!!

also the wingulls are gay fuck it

[kinuko]

[bardace]

Shut Up, I Don’t Care

[dailycatsblog]

[deceasedcardinal]

[radiocowbooy79]

So many guys

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

[changelingcoded]

how are we feeling today

[darkcomedies]

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

[darkcomedies]

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[kosmogrl]

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[yamada-ryo]

[kienava]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[aveloka-draws]

Did Webber ever call the lamb "dad"?

By accident most likely, Lamb wouldn't mind though

[turing-tested]

i’m a nonpracticing homestuck. i don’t really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days

[turing-tested]