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[kienava]

sometimes all you can genuinely do is listen to paramore

[analog-television]

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

[bace-jeleren]

[batterbees]

[bob-artist]

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[memeuplift]

[villainessbian]

*he queeres* place on *he in*erne*

[teathattast]

[starridge]

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

[arjorge1987]

Tomb Raider 1 (1996), Playstation 1, Tomb Raider Memory Card.

[gaystation4]

[quasi-normalcy]

*elaborate Magical Girl transformation sequence when a pawn turns into a queen*

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gauntletqueen]

[theshmeepking]

(via @mail-me-a-snail)

[memewhore]

[kyaaaatsu]

painted this sober:

painted this on acid, and cried while doing it:

[headspace-hotel]

GEORFF

[cryptotheism]

POWERFUL SPIRIT: GEORFF

[aflockofpigeons]

@creatures-in-posts GEORFF

[creatures-in-posts]

This creature is GEORFF 👁️

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate 

[ahotknife]

i have a favorite tweet of the year already

[samwisegamgeeee]

Translation: pilates??? The asshole who ordered Jesus to be killed???

[worldsspecialestboy]

tags via @spineless-lobster

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[morguesupplier]

[busty-shackleford]

choose abortion

Life kills!