Icemav is Cannon!!

You can’t convince me otherwise, also goose and carol and tom are alive!

[icexmav33]

Maverick: [comming into ices office after doing something stupid] on a scale from one to ten, how bad do you want to kill me right not?

Iceman: I’m hovering somewhere in the high thirties

[icexmav33]

Maverick: [opening the jet] What seems to be the problem Admiral?

Iceman: Get out of MY jet Mav or I’ll throw you out of the Navy!

Maverick: cmon babe you‘d never do that

Iceman: [taking out his phone] 3…2…

Maverick: [gets out of the jet]

[icexmav33]

Iceman: Oh you‘re still alive

Maverick: Don’t sound so disappointed I might think you don’t like me

Iceman: Well, I‘m married to you but you did burn our house down and left for two weeks and all this because I refused to bake Cookies for you at fucking 3am!

Maverick: Relationships…

[icexmav33]

Iceman: Your arm is bleeding.

Maverick: Ohh really? I hadn’t noticed that half of my goddamned blood was flowing out of my arm but thanks for letting me know.

Iceman: No problem,dear.

Maverick: I hate you!

Iceman: Yeah, i know, I love you too. It was a stupid Idea to scream at this sleeping giant dog tho…

[icexmav33]

Iceman: how do we keep getting into those situations?

Maverick: five years of dating and I still don’t know

[icexmav33]

Slider: What are you going to do?

Iceman: Maverick, most likely

[icexmav33]

Iceman: [sees someone in distance] what an idiot

Iceman: [realizes it’s Maverick]

Iceman: oh fuck, thats my idiot

Iceman: [looking around] does anyone know that…? No…? Perfect…

Iceman: [leaves before someone could tell him to make maverick stop]

[icexmav33]

Iceman: where’s the idiot anyway?

Maverick: I’m right here

Iceman: surprisingly I’m not talking about you this time

[icexmav33]

Iceman: shit, we’re gonna die

Maverick: now, i don’t wanna hear that negative attitude. Look on the bright side!

Iceman: [sarcastically] yay, we’re gonna die! Woohoo!

[icexmav33]

Maverick: do you blame me for it, babe?

Iceman: I blame you for everything, Mav!

[icexmav33]

Maverick: you told me to take care of it

Iceman: I didn’t say to destroy the entire city!

Maverick: Then you should’ve been more specific!

Goose:[to Slider] imagine hearing this without knowing they’re talking about their sons lego city…

[icexmav33]

Iceman: if you do that again, I’ll throw you out that fucking window you-, what are you doing?

Maverick: checking how high the drop is, seeing if it’s worth it.

[icexmav33]

Iceman: how is your day going?

Cyclone: well, no one died

Iceman: those are your standards?

Cyclone: your husband is training pilots, what else did you expect?

Iceman: I see…

[icexmav33]

Maverick: I have a plan

Goose: is it a good plan?

Maverick: I have a plan

Goose: [whispering] dear lord save us

[icexmav33]

Iceman: are you insane

Maverick: do you really want me to answer that?

[icexmav33]

Maverick: i have a solution

Iceman: dear god, save us

Goose: great

Maverick: it might involve fire

Goose and Ice: absolutely not

[icexmav33]

Maverick: just trust me

Iceman: the last time you said that my house burned down

Maverick: yeah but you didn’t die

Iceman: that‘s not the point