Feb 5
Yaqui Slider (Trachemys yaquia), family Emydidae, endemic to Chihuahua and Sonora in NW Mexico
Vulnerable.
Photographs by Taggert Butterfield
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Yaqui Slider (Trachemys yaquia), family Emydidae, endemic to Chihuahua and Sonora in NW Mexico
Vulnerable.
Photographs by Taggert Butterfield
Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 366
Pilot: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure
Slider: :)
Maverick: Don’t fucking say it
Slider: I didn’t say anything
Maverick: I swear to God if you say it-
Slider: I haven’t said it!
Maverick: :/
Iceman: *Appearing out of nowhere* Mav are you feeling secure?
Maverick: FUCK YOU
My favourite Icemav trope is Slider and Goose being so far beyond done, they are traumatised, exhausted and if they have to hear their pilots complain about eachother one more fucking time they're going to lose it.
Ice: Serah told me that instead of being sad I should “go get it, girl” so I’m going to get it, girl. Mav: Get what? Ice: Unclear… I’ll get everything just to be safe.
Ron “Slider” Kerner as a Build-A-Bear??? ✌️🥹
Slider head canon
Ron “Slider” Kerner is a wife guy in the most aggressive, unapologetic way possible.
If he has a wife, he is obsessed.
Not quietly. Not privately. Publicly. Loudly. With his whole chest.
Every conversation finds its way back to her.
“Oh, can’t go out tonight. I’m having dinner with my wife.”
“My wife did this amazing thing yesterday.”
“My wife makes the best cookies. No, I will not be taking questions.”
He says my wife like it’s a title. Like a badge. Like a flex.
Slider treats her like royalty but never in a performative way. It’s instinct. Princess treatment is not a special occasion, it’s the baseline. Flowers for no reason. Hands always finding hers. Brags about her the way other guys brag about kill counts.
And the thing is, everyone knows her before they meet her. Because Slider has already told them everything.
Iceman absolutely loves Slider’s wife.
Not in a weird way. In a deeply familiar way.
The dynamic is very much: “This is my husband, Slider.” “And this is my husband’s boyfriend, Iceman.”
And Slider’s wife is fully aware she has two terrifyingly competent men in her corner at all times.
Also Slider is a muncher I don't care what anyone else says that man EATS