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vitoreloart

non-binary & megalomaniac, thats me @rvitorelo

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Me: PLEASE, I am BEGGING you, focus on this ONE SINGLE THING so I can get this done!

My Thoughts:

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Me choosing what to remove from my inventory when I’m carrying too much:

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favourite games of E3 2019

bonus:

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Have a Keanu enthusiastically pointing at your profile pic!

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Cloud, I have a favor to ask for you… run away..

You have to leave.. you have to live…

Hold on to that hatred..

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Se atormenta una vecina.

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EL DRAMA ES INMINENTE.

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Just a Queens guy🕷

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Staff: *bans female presenting nipples*

Me: goddamnit this is exactly how Japanese tentacle porn was created

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Japanese. Tentacle. Porn.

Alright everyone sit your asses down and shut up I’m finna learn y’all a thing

Ok so in the early 1900s there’s this dude named Franz Ferdinand and then there’s some peeps that wanna kill him. They all get together one day to kill him while he’s in his car. The first one was a pussy and chickened out and the second one threw a grenade but forgot to factor in the delay so it blew up way passed his car so he took cyanide and jumped into a river but the cyanide was expired and therefore useless and the river was like six inches deep. The rest of them were like “fuck this” and went to get a sandwich. However, Ferdinand’s driver took a wrong turn and was like “oh well I’ll just turn around at this sandwich shop” and the guys were like “oh shit isn’t that the guy we’re trying to kill” and they shot him starting WW1.

The Germans got their asses handed to them in WW1 causing them to get all butthurt and put hitler into power. Around this time Japan was trying to take over eastern Asia (basically just a small portion of China but its the thought that counts) and Germany was like “hey do you guys wanna be friends and take over the world together?” And Japan was like “hell ya my dude” and WW2 started. Also Italy was there. Anyway Germany/Japan/Italy all got their asses kicked and much like post WW1 Germany, Japan got a much stricter government. Their new strict government outlawed porn but the people of Japan were horny and one guy was like “hey guys do you remember those American soldiers that were just here kicking our asses? Well they brought these things called comic books so maybe we could make porn in comic book style” thus the birth of hentai. But then the government tried to ban that because it still showed dicks and dicks weren’t allowed so they started drawing porn with any relitively dick shaped object, the most popular being tentacles. It became so popular that even after the porn ban was lifted people continued making tentacle porn because it was such a widespread fetish.

So there you have it:

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand lead to the creation of Japanese tentacle porn

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so for some reason this post has disappeared off my dash so i spent forever searching to bring it back again you’re welcome

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If I had to read this, I’m taking my followers down with me.

I’d be lonely down there without you guys!

c4rist4rs

I read the entire post in bill wurtz voice a la history of japan

anjizu

「黒子のバスケ Last Game」 ☆★☆ Shadow & Light(s)

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月刊少女野崎くん (Monthly Girls’ Nozaki-kun), Izumi Tsubaki

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This gif accurately portrays how I play any game ever.

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“If you don’t hurry up the teachers will get here!”

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Hugo Simberg, The Garden of Death, 1896.

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Every time I see this I always wonder what the painter’s intended message was. It looks so pleasant, that middle skeleton looks so happy with its work.

Maybe it’s supposed to be a memento mori, but a comforting and encouraging one.

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This is one of the most famous paintings in Finland. There are multiple interpretations of it but they all share the same base idea:

“According to Simberg, the flowers represent people’s souls, the skeletons are aids to Death, and the Garden of Death is a purgatory of sorts for souls waiting for entrance into heaven. This artwork invites the viewer to consider the afterlife, to take comfort in his or her own passing, and to not fear what happens after the body fails to function.”

“It depicts Simberg’s thoughts on afterlife, which is not run by angels but skeletons who take care of the heavenly garden with a gentle hand, while waiting for more “gardeners” to arrive. It is derived from the medieval belief that the dead sleep in a blooming garden.”

“In Simberg’s garden the humble Death-like figures struggle against harsh conditions; the landscape around the garden has burnt yellow, it is dry and barren. The cherished flowers grow in exotic shapes, slowly, requiring constant care. The black-clad figures love their nurslings. The garden is a place where Death is allowed to realize its feelings of affection. The Garden of Death can be seen depicting the impossibility of this love; maybe the flowers are tender and fragile because they can not handle the love of Death. Love has two faces: one of them is the face of devastation.”