Drabble request: mature student back at school ~ FairyTail ~ Ichiya & AU ... I think you could write a little something funny with this :^D
Back to School: Don’t Sniff the Teacher
Author’s Note: Added to my “Scarlet & Sapphire Collection”
Another humorous drabble, this time featuring Ichiya. (Fanfiction link HERE)Words: 597 (YES!!!)
Ichiya Vandalay Kotobuki was renowned throughout the country—even theworld—for his fine perfumes. Men and Women alike purchased the Ichiya brand:sensual “All Fired Up”; enticing “Eros-on-Ice”; and theever-popular “Men!” Secretly, however, Ichiya yearned to be a lawyer.In his mind he saw visions of dazzling the multitudes with brilliant speechesand—more importantly—three-piece power suits with subtle-yet-exotic bow ties.It was in pursuit of this dream that Ichiya applied to and was accepted atFairy Tail Law School, an educational institution justly famed for itsexceptional scholars and the poor spelling of its founder.
As a mature student, Ichiya took his studies very seriously. Inpreparation for his first week of classes, he did all of the recommended pre-readingand had his faithful assistants Hibiki, Ren and Eve prepare attractive bindersand colour-coordinated post-it-notes, pens and highlighters. His first two daysof classes passed by pleasantly, his agile mind finding little difficulty inabsorbing the information presented. His classmates were generally attractiveenough to satisfy his well-developed aesthetic sensibility. They, in return,found him odd but surprisingly approachable, although his habit of sniffing newacquaintances made few students want to approach too closely.
Wednesdays were a long day for Ichiya’s entire first-year cohort. Thefinal session of the day was their first Criminal Law class, and even those whohad chosen law school because of a fierce desire to uphold truth and justice—distinctlylacking in the Corporate Law area—were tired enough to hope for an early end tothe scheduled two hour session. Their wish was destined to be granted by agenie in the unlikely—and slightly disturbing—form of their most dedicatedstudent.
Professor Makarov was both the Dean of Fairy Tail Law School and thefaculty member in charge of Ichiya’s Criminal Law course. He was a lawyer andprofessor of international calibre, and Ichiya had greased enough palms toensure that Professor Makarov would be one of his instructors. Ichiya wasdismayed, though not for long, when the professor introduced himself and thenannounced that most of the course would be taught by his teaching assistant,Ms. Scarlet. The name caught Ichiya’s attention and he stood up to see betteras the professor left and a gorgeous young woman with scarlet hair and animprobable figure entered the class from a side door to address the students.
Before she could begin, Ichiya flung himself down the stairs of theauditorium toward the serious-faced TA*, sniffing loudly and calling:
“Erza my honey! You are here! It is I, Ichiya!” Ignoring hershocked—not to say horrified—expression, Ichiya kissed her hand, twirled her ina circle, and bent down toward her neck inhaling deeply.
There was a resounding “Kiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii!” andthen Ichiya flew over the student’s heads in a trajectory almost asunbelievable as Ms Scarlet’s measurements. Demonstrating incredibleresiliency—and some might say a total disregard for personal safety—Ichiyapicked himself up off the floor, hair wildly askew, and trotted rapidly backdown the shallow steps toward the terrified TA.
“Erza, my honey, what a surprise! And to think that we get to spendtime together twice a week, every week for the next four months! Men! I amoverjoyed to be basking in your parfum once again!”
“Class dismissed!” shouted Ms. Scarlet, as she dashed backfrom whence she had come. “Class dimissed!”
* Teaching assistant. What did you think it meant?
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