[benditlikekorra]

[x] Bonus:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[programmerhumour]

Repost to spread. (Not really humor)

[knights-vigil]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/2020/03/14/new-warning-issued-for-all-whatsapp-and-imessage-users-major-threat-to-encryption/

New Warning Issued For All WhatsApp And iMessage Users: ‘Major Threat’ To Encryption

Is this the beginning of the end for secure messaging?

[unpretty]

one time while we were in the car andrew said “i basically think your gender is whatever robot body you would choose to have in a transhumanist future, but then again, that would make my gender a featureless floating orb” and i think about that a lot

[unpretty]

[unpretty]

glad this post is back because it took another two years after stating that their perfect body would be an orb for andrew to realize they’re agender

[rubywolf12]

If you sexualize Hop or Bede because you think they are teenagers. I will be so mad! Personally I feel like Victor, Gloria, Hop, Bede, and Marnie are all teenagers. Mostly because it makes me uncomfortable that a child could wear a crop top. I headcanon them 14-16. BUT THEY ARE STILL MINORS SO I BETTER NOT SEE ANY NASTIES OUT THERE!

[vero-in-technicolor]

Which one is your favorite? Mine is coconut milk! 🥥

[scoutsmoocrew]

Ah yes, cashew milk is definitely cruelty free

[fumblebeefae]

Almond milk also kills a ton of bees. Over 50 million bees (that’s more than one-third of bee commercial colonies) have died in 2018-19 winter in the US due to pollinating almonds. The bees can’t keep up and the almond industry in the US would collapse without bees.

[bananas-andstuff]

Thank you for pointing this out! A lot of vegan food is actually more detrimental to the environment as a whole, disrupting food webs and harming the ecosystem.

(Source)

[rudescience]

Vegan food is NOT cruelty free. 

[atreefullofstars]

#I’m all for y'all choosing to eat how you like#just don’t go around telling me that your choices are more ~*ethical*~ than mine when you’re stealing food off Ecuadoran farmers’ tables

^This.

[niqabisinparis]

is there anything more bitter than letting go of friends that you thought were your ride or die? coming to terms with the fact that you’re walking down different paths and you’ll be dismembered if you don’t let go of their hand. being true to yourself and your self-worth is something we’re never warned about. no one ever tells you that you’ll spend weeks pondering where it went wrong, what you did wrong, until you come to the somber realization that your time together on this earth just might be over. 

[rowantheprince]

this took me out

[oceandiagonale]

no one:

siblings with an empty cardboard tube:

[backwardsflame-deactivated20210]

i like bede

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[wearejustvisiting]

guys guys guys

‘osteoporosis’ is a disease in which bone mass decreases

so they mean fucking

“Bone Atrophy”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[incorrectnewpokemongamequotes]

Bede: You’re making me claustrophobic.

Hop: What’s that mean?

Victor: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.

Bede: NO IT DOESN’T

Hop: Ho ho ho!

Victor: Stop it, Hop! You’re scaring him!

[artofminmini]

Has this been done yet?

Tap to see cos I know Tumblr will make it blurry aa

[craseycazy]

incorrect swsh

im bored so here y’all. it is mostly bopshipping cause im trash. 

——————————————–

Hop: British mfs getting jumped be like;

Hop: “Unhand me!”

Bede: you’rE BRITISH YOU FUCKING DOLT-

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Bede: help me im drowning

Hop: eat the water

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Marnie: ‘ello

Hop: bonejaw

Marnie: what?

Hop: bonejaw

Marnie: ?!?!!?!

Hop: It’s French for hello dumbass

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Sonia: Hey is this whiskey or perfume?

Leon: *grabs and chugs it*

Leon: perfume

——————————————

Raihan: Leon!

Leon: what?

Raihan: you kicked me in your sleep!

Leon: who ever said I was sleeping?

————————————————

Leon: Never give up!

Raihan: Don’t lose focus!

Milo: Do your best!

Piers: Murder is okay

———————————————-

*not with the characters but still goes. also yes I said this*

Hop: “This is your first ever Pokemon battle!”

Me: tch, like I HAVEN’T thrown hands with a Wooloo…

———————————————-

Marnie: Bede, are you big spoon are little spoon?

Bede: I’m a knife. 

Hop, from across the room: He’s little spoon!

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Bede, pointing to Oliva: dis’ a winner

Bede, pointing to Victor: dis’ a hero

Bede, pointing to Hop: dis’ a cutie

Bede, pointing to Marnie: dis’ a celebrity

Bede, pointing to Allister: dis’ a baby

Bede, pointing to himself: disappointment

Everyone: nO-

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Marnie: Why are you all packed up?

Hop: Oh! I’m just visiting Leon in Hammerlocke…..

Marnie, pulling a detective: I saw you set your phone directions to Ballonlea, you wear casual clothes when visiting Leon, Leon is at home right now, you’re blushing.

Marnie: You’re visiting Bede. Just say it. We both know I’m r-

Hop: OKAY FINE YEA I’M SEEING BEDE FOR THE WEEK CHILL

Marnie: Called it

——————————————————-

Bede: why are you single?

Hop: cause i have a strict brother

Hop: why are you single?

Bede: cause you have a strict brother. 

——————————————————

Sonia and Nessa: *calmly sitting on the teacup ride*

Raihan and Leon: *screaming and spinning it so hard that the teacup falls off the ride*

——————————————————–

Allister: d-do any s-sounds annoy you,,,,?

Bea: like real sounds or imaginary sounds?

Allister: w-what do you mean by i-imaginary sounds?

Bea: spider wearing flip flops

——————————————————-

Bede, motioning to a white board: observe 

White board: *100% amazing, 75% loyal to Opal, 25% totally not gay for Hop*

Hop: *blushing*

Marnie: ………….. 

Victor: heY THAT EQUALS 200%!

Bede: i’M TWICE THE MAN YOU’LL EVER BE!

——————————————————–

Marnie: Hey, Hop, how are you?

Hop: *looking feral af*

Marnie: dude what happened?

Hop: i mixed Redbull with coffee and i can see sound

——————————————————-

Sonia, holding Nessa bridal style: *calm chatter*

Raihan, carrying Leon like a sack of potatoes over his shoulder: *running and screaming* 

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ok bye

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ruby-riding]

Jesus fucking christ

[jahmocha]

[jahmocha]

I made another version of this pic, because Hop deserves protection from the nasties too. ;P