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none of you saw that

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#Ooc #eagle looking at all these sinners like ????#(eagle voice) I saw porn once and she looked like she was in pain #honestly he's so ???? He does not understand the merit of the dick or tiddy #nsfw

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#Eagle is a virgin #nsfw #ooc #hes never seen reason or rhyme for sex #brings this up randomly yep

CARRY ME

but where

#queenoftheneedle #ANSWERS THIS BEFORE I HIT BED

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THEY SHOULD’VE BAPTISED HIM YEARS AGO.

#OKAY YEAH I GOTTA GO TO BED #but feel free to im me bc i made linger a bit longer mayb #ooc #self promo for ts

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#I'M SOBBING I JUST REALIZED THAT HE'S A FOOT TALLER THAN SOME OF YOUR MUSES?????#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST #ooc

what’s worse about eagle is that not only is he tall as fuck he is also a tank?????? like he’s so???? muscular????? you can just fucking climb him like a mountain and then watch the sunset while using his shoulders as a cushiony seat like god damn

#ooc #He Is A Jungle Gym

please benchpress butch, but then throw him in the trash

he'll benchpress him to strike fear into his heart so he knows how strong he is then he'll throw him into the trash for being fucking rude

#dxloria #ooc

pros to being tall: u strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies depending on how you use it cons of being tall: u hit ur head on doorframes a lot

#ooc

be NCH PRESS ME

sighs and benchpresses the tiny woman

#raidersworn

the only good thing abt eagle is if you want your muse benchpressed or thrown he can do it w/o breaking a sweat

#ooc

#big mclargehuge has entered the building #ooc

The only chem he uses habitually is Psycho, but he will sometimes take Jet if he needs to calm down or Mentats if he's trying to solve something particularly difficult.

#drugs cw #cw drugs #❝ █ ▌ ;; TERMINAL LOGS ❞