social justice mage

i'm fat, white passing, i cry about video games a lot and i have many loud opinions about social justice. anti terf, pro black lives & advocator of using sarcasm & dramatic hand gestures in every conversation~

[iconicorpse]

Fondly remembering a humiliating moment in high school musical theatre class when I forgot the phrase "Spirit Fingers" and told everyone we should use our "Shadow Hands" instead. RIP

[eternalgirlscout]

maybe the girl in the car's boyfriend and the hook man simply ran away together. did you ever think of that.

[regularlyfe]

[wizardpotions]

The reason wizards wear lots of jewelry is for self defense.

I shoot a beam at my wizard nemesis but it reflects flawlessly off of his Claire accessories clip on earrings, killing me instantly.

[381181]

Everyone joking about “scaring off the twitters” and “firing shots into the air to keep rent low” but few doing their part. Post homestuck.

[iconicorpse]

You wake up one morning and everything is exactly the same as usual except your dog is now acclaimed actor Al Pacino

[queerlyglittering]

Fuck cottagecore, I want 80s fantasy film core. The sky is a strange hazy amber color, the foliage is purple, and everything is covered in an obscene amount of glitter. There are muppets and/or Hensonian creatures everywhere. Tim Curry is probably there. Everyone is dressed like they're going to a renaissance festival. There are wild chickens running around underfoot. I am the town bookseller, which basically means my shop is filled to the brim with dusty, leatherbound books that I will either sell or potentially give away to you, if you express sufficient interest in them. You read these books and then have magical coming-of-age adventures and save the world. You try to bring the books back later but I tell you to keep them. There are unicorns and fairies and goblins and giants and other feral magical creatures without names who want to eat you. Be safe out there.

[sarahseeandersen]

[sosuperawesome]

Dongni Hou on Instagram

[thestalkerbunny]

Times are troubling and hard right now-but never forget, your Beet loving Grandmother loves you very very much and wants you to be safe.

And for you to eat your vegetables.

[kaijuno]

[somberlily]

“Always keep mint on your windowsill in August, to ensure that buzzing flies will stay outside, where they belong. Don’t think the summer is over, even when roses droop and turn brown and the stars shift position in the sky. Never presume August is a safe or reliable time of the year. It is the season of reversals, when the birds no longer sing in the morning and the evenings are made up of equal parts golden light and black clouds. The rock-solid and the tenuous can easily exchange places until everything you know can be questioned and put into doubt.”

— Alice Hoffman, Practical Magic (via shitiunderline)

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Adhd & chronic pain is the worst combination.

I can’t even have floor time.

[me-her-and-la-lune]

They don't even have floor time

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Bout to start a gofundme so my best friend can afford higher resolution shrek memes

[me-her-and-la-lune]

[iconicorpse]

I think if anyone ever needed any proof that I'm bi this picture is enough

[greelin]

bisexual people can and should use beam attack btw

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[bathroomcube]

so sick of stereotypical 7 deadly sins character designs i want lust to be a weirdo shut-in with 47 different fetishes who buys feet pics, not a sexy man and/or woman in a corset.

[bathroomcube]

why cant gluttony be a mukbang youtuber that uses one of those face filters. why cant sloth be a middle aged husband who never helps his wife around the house. greed could easily just be a silicone valley tech ceo, rather than wearing a crown and cape its plain clothes and those little head microphones they wear at ted talks. like its not the middle ages anymore we can do better

[bunnywand-archive]

reblog if u think a snail or a slug would say “happy goo year” !! 🐌✨