iCutFruit

[shortvideosandstuff]

[cataradical]

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

[bigeisamazing]

[sasuke-x]

[scandalousgaijin]

Saber

[just-shower-thoughts]

My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.

[meechimakaveli]

….. This legit just humbled me

[saffronheliotrope]

yep, keeping this one forever

[madisynmahagoni]

way to put things in perspective

[thyuji-deactivated20161031]

someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

[theblogeternities]

[bimbo4bimbo-deactivated20190718]

What does this mean

[gunsandfireandshit]

[aztechnology]

#someone’s a fuckin rich nerd

I know this is meant to be a funny but funfact! The lotus set in Magic: The Gathering is bar-none the most expensive set in history, getting a whole set for a 60-card average deck would easily cost more than the car pictured. This card alone is worth nearly 20k, with some others costing several thousand dollars.

someone is absolutely a fuckin rich nerd.

[queenqueso]

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL

[ultrafacts]

[ningmeng-gou]

ultrafacts:

Source See more facts HERE

mY CHILDHOOD FEAR WAS A GAME LIKE THIS

[vancity604778kid]

There is also one called “Clocky”, an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you don’t get out of bed on time. When the alarm sounds you can snooze one time. If you still don’t wake up, Clocky will jump off of the bedside table, and wheel away, mindlessly bumping into objects until he finds a spot to rest. You’ll have to get up and out of bed to silence his alarm. Clocky will find new spots everyday, kind of like a hide-and-seek game.

[ultrafacts]

The Drill Sergeant Alarm Clock will continue to insult you from one of the 10 phrases stored in the clock until you wake up.

This alarm clock wakes you up with bacon

The Smash Alarm Clock. You literally smash the top to shut it off.

The Flying Alarm Clock. Once the alarm sounds, the helicopter flies away and the only way to shut it off is to return it back to it’s base.

The Target Alarm Clock. As soon as the alarm rings you have to aim and fire the laser gun. Once you hit the bullseye the alarm will shut off.

Mr Bump allows you to physically throw your alarm clock against the wall to turn it off in the morning.

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

Never knew there was an alarm clock fandom until today

[djarock70]

[nalolnews]

Welcome to the jungle! Take a closer look at Doublelift’s legendary duel with the Red Buff from his return to the #NALCS!

[icutfruit]

damn :(

[league-of-legends-sexy-girls]

Miss Fortune

[icutfruit]

holy fuck this is amazing

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[with-practice]

She boot to big fa ha cotdamn feet.

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

The caption and HER FRIENDS SO FAKE BITCH

[overdistraction]

When Blizzard has no chill (x)

[yenwenlen]

[flexaction]

[scallywagsupreme]

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

[passionatemango]

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

[psychedelicfelon]

Bruh

[metallicsharp]

I cannot breathe

[mojave-green]

delete this

[stoicdaydreamer]

I want a spaddy

[micdotcom]

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

[antoniporowski]

JOHN WITH THE TEA

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real