lindsayyy

my patience for you is shorter than your dick

[thefirstdayofhalloween]

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants

[mylourrydiary]

Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love

[kanyewesticle]

Sundays are one of the main reasons why I want a boyfriend because what does anyone even do on a Sunday like if I had a boyfriend I could do him

[starllex]

or OR YOU CAN GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY AND GET THAT DIRTY MIND CLEANSED BY THE LORD 

[fag]

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

[oomshi]

[fymodernfamily]

[angelofstardust-deactivated2014]

[illaminati-deactivated20140723]

m’iley

[officialpigeon]

dadzoned again

[makemelaughblog]

[de-pressedflower]

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

[kxte]

so many tv shows to watch so little time to watch them all

[buzzfeedau]

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

[tingletanglebob-deactivated2017]

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

[buzzfeed]

[andwedr0wn]

Same

[themadhatter-steacup-deactivate]

He saw the moment and thought it’s my time to shine

[expeggywanker-deactivated201504]

[icycats-blog]

11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight

3 am: lol

[oomshi]

is that dick gluten free

[sunshinexbomb]

Niall and his aversion to head accessories 

[shescyrus]

[icycats-blog]

Hazel: why are you staring at me? Augustus: because you look like my dead sister from Abnegation