TeeHee, It Me

@icyvampire77

Hi! I'm Jamie. 32. Bi. Libra. Butterfly/moth collector. Plant mom. Cat mom. Snake Mom. Currently into Dungeon Meshi, Gundam, and Berserk. Also like Nightmare Before Christmas, Castlevania, Good Omens, Ghosts (comedy show), and Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss. Likes whatever catches my fancy. Also love Ghost (the band), MCR, Dorian Electra, Kim Dracula, Sleep Token, and Luluyam. Ghost blog is @ ghoulyghuleh Hazbin blog is @ hazbinhopeful

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everythingfox

Building a home for a toadlet

(via)

vcrcleaner

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

derinthescarletpescatarian

Me watching the prep: That’s gonna be WAY too small for him to live in!

Me seeing the amphibian: Objection withdrawn.

alexaloraetheris

Today I found out there is no minimum size requirement for frogs.

the-haiku-bot

Today I found out

there is no minimum size

requirement for frogs.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

h0lyshift

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

melyzard

Did you know that soda machines at restaurants and movie theaters spy on you? That most common new cars now record your sexual preferences and send it to the manufacturer (and also data about anyone who also gets in your car, walks by your car, and maybe happens to be within visual range of your car)? That grocery stores are trying to force customers to download an app to scan barcodes on shelves instead of putting up prices, so the app can scan the phone, decide how much that customer should be squeezed for, and adjust the price? That more and more innocent people are being sent to jail for crimes committed hundreds of miles away because an AI facial recognition algorithm spit their faces out and the cops didn't bother to do the most basic of checks?

I am not uptight about privacy because I'm hiding something. I'm uptight about it because the people who dismiss my right to privacy are dangerous to you and me and our families, personally, all the time.

And often, they are assholes, too.

abyssal-plains

pankendev

i hate these motherfuckers so much. our sewer system used to be infested with them. they;d crawl out of my fucking toilet at night looking for warmth, standing up from the bowl waving their shitass little arms at me. they don’t have eyes but you can feel them staring back at you, asking for hugs or god knows what with that pathetic whine that permeates their entire way of existence. uppies! uppies! i’m not giving you uppies you wet toilet freak

foldingfittedsheets

This image was so visceral I had to draw it.

To clarify, these are called olms and it’s impossible for them to be in toilets but it’s still quite vivid isn’t it?

justeplume

Save me hyperpop

mya-kuza

tbdagent

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

tbdagent

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

tbdagent

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

tbdagent

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

ikimaru

don't worry about it Ribbit.... (in ref to the post Goose made!)

icyvampire77

Hi guys, I have a friend that is in need of money while trying to get on disability. She does private adult content. She’s a 32 year old Milf. If anyone is interested, let me know, and I’ll let her know.