An Apple A Day Keeps The Apples Within You

[Autumn] He/Him, 24, This blog is SFW, and okay for minors to follow, but sometimes blogs darker comedy and mature themes (cartoon violence/potential cartoon blood [never gore] and sexual themes/humour [never outright explicit] with potential sfw artistic nudity). Icon by @r0zeclawz, banner by me

[nekosaws]

reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

[melonsharks]

let’s defy the prophecy together.

[dcbdoodles]

more badger

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️

[hhonchkrow234]

[chartreuxcatz]

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

[therapatical]

queer discourse final boss

[cad-comic]

[hbmmaster]

love when mario loreheads point to the baseball games' "chemistry" mechanic like it represents interpersonal relationships and not the thing the mechanic literally is (how well characters can work together on a baseball team)

[hbmmaster]

"did you know that toadette hates bowser more than mario does" well no, she's less capable of playing baseball with bowser than mario is. that's different

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm trying to get back into the habit of writing for the first time in like 4 years and I have never felt more like this guy

[giragirameganedan]

Yajima Madness Thursday

[giragirameganedan]

The most attractive female character design possible. They made this woman for me

[bakedbananners]

krystem part 3

[04k96]

[agaywolf]

[kinuko]

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[87sukiyaki]