An Apple A Day Keeps The Apples Within You

[Autumn] He/Him, 24, This blog is SFW, and okay for minors to follow, but sometimes blogs darker comedy and mature themes (cartoon violence/potential cartoon blood [never gore] and sexual themes/humour [never outright explicit] with potential sfw artistic nudity). Icon by @r0zeclawz, banner by me

[nekosaws]

reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

[dragongirlteeth]

Demon Queen of Yuri: "My ultimate attack, 「FATE OF ALL HIMEDANSHI」, shall unleash true perfection on this world!!!"

Supportive Ally Paladin has acquired a new condition: Gender Dysphoria!

[victusinveritas]

[elliespectacular]

Fun Fact:

nuh-uh

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[asdfghnbvfdwertyt65rewerfg-deac]

i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

[valtrix]

Year of the Horse

Loosely inspired by this image

Wild horses run freeeeee 🐴🐎🎠

[mousidy]

do your TME friends know you have this blog? Do they see what you post here? How do you feel about them reading through it?

yeah. they've told me they've learned a lot from my blog and they appreciate what I'm doing lol

[mousidy]

[netherator]

shocked to know you have "tme" friends with how you talk about them

[mousidy]

every day I put my TME friends in my industrial paste mixer

[mothersoatmilk]

sorry @techne-makre , i just really liked this interaction

[vanglaggle]

:-)

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[anhilliator1]

As a reminder if you're wondering why Gundam has so many weird names for people and things, this is why.

[mollyjames]

At that point I think I too would name a character Quattro Bajeena

[doggosource]

[lordoftables]

[sm64mario]

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

[pangur-and-grim]

[charmcoin]

quite callous how the general societal reaction to allegations of child abuse increasing in frequency seems to have been "all these millions of people are lying and faking on the internet for clout, parents are the only real protectors for children" instead of "perhaps there is something wrong structurally with how we treat children"

[charmcoin]

"why are millennials/gen z/etc going no contact with their parents?" is really not a difficult question to answer