icy in wonderland

hi im elim c: I stream League of Legends (twitch.tv/icyvolpe) and I lub tumbargh

[gifthetv]

[dy-ne-deactivated20130921]

[weezyfkennedy]

that is not a dog that is the continent of australia 

[midnightt--roses]

clifford went through a goth phase

[accidentalfisting]

[girlhyena]

who put the bun in the bin

[qq45xx-deactivated20141028]

[black--lamb-blog]

blackout: couples edition <3

[sensitiveblackperson1-deactivat]

BOTH OF YOU CAN SLAY ME WITH YOUR PINKY TOE

[kookerus-speaks-deactivated2016]

fuck the #blackout

[i-was-kaguramutsuki-deactivated]

who looks at this picture and goes “yeah. that’s the selfie i’m gonna decide on”

[kookerus-speaks-deactivated2016]

the point -> *

<~ you

[i-was-kaguramutsuki-deactivated]

kid you can make whatever “statement” you’re trying to get across just as clearly without scrunching up your mug and shoving those fat little sausage fingers in front of the camera

[kookerus-speaks-deactivated2016]

>you can make your statement by removing the whole fucking point of the picture

lel

also, they arent sausage fingers. they’re bass player hands.

i didnt sepnd 3 years $700, and countless blisters to be able to play iron maiden and otep so some retard could laugh at my fingers

[i-was-kaguramutsuki-deactivated]

holy shit

[vaervaf-deactivated20160101]

aAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

[actualdogvines]

OH MY GOSH

[timeanddisregard]

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

[actualdogvines]

[saulgoodmn-deactivated20150902]

[drownmeowt]

[meladoodle]

Challenges of my job: Kids yelling at me, kids pulling my hair, kids screaming, kids crying at me Perks: Free cake tho

[i-am-your-imaginary-friend]

What do you work as???

[meladoodle]

I get hired to steal cake from kids 

[robhillsr]

The Incredibles

[pop-punkruinedmylife-blog]

All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair.

Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven (via carapherneliahearts)

[jeffbuckleyforever]

Apparently orgasm is the only point where your mind becomes completely empty, you think of nothing for that second. That’s why it’s so compelling, it’s a tiny taste of death. Your mind is void, you have nothing in your head save white light.

Jeff Buckley (via desinercia)

[skyliath-blog]

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

[falenstar78]

When he says “really” ;’)

[bitt3rfruit]

Never leave this un-reblogged

[cumberbuddy]

What a dear human being he is. 

[rossana]

[broriarty]