nicki and sammy

this is nicki and sammy's funny blog.

[teathattast]

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[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[fag]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

thank god he is still with us

[inkskinned]

i think the moon would like you

[mjalti]

why? did she say something to you? tell me word for word

[drainedluck]

white people, or POM (people of mayonnaise)

[existentialismandmakeup]

Pipis room

[onlytwitterpics]

[thebootydiaries]

not 2 be ungrapefruit but……why i look like that……

[duckypi]

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

[pucikat-deactivated20161211]

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

[fruitsoftheape100]

Good Afternoon To All

[sweethotnight]

hello Elmer

[fruitsoftheape100]

Welcome Patron Are You Hear To Make Purchase Of Fruits

[sweethotnight]

just browsing

[fruitsoftheape100]

PURCHASE

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[meganmayday]

the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults

[itchycoil]

[plantedcacti]

[bassiter]

[chuck-j-fox-deactivated20161011]

[taylor-ruth]

If you take away daffy this image looks like modern art.

[fakevalentino-deactivated201612]

no. he is an essential Element