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Seven Things

Norton You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.

Mike: Actually, I do more.

Mike: You catch seven.

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Equally

Ann: I don’t have favorite a survivor.

Ann: I love Andrew and all you non-Andrews equally.

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Handing Out Halloween Candy Be Like:

Joseph: We’re out of candy.

Joker: There’s been like 3 survivors...

Joseph: I know but one of them came dressed like me and told me he loved me so I just gave him everything

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Satanize the House

*Emily walks in on Andrew making a summoning circle in the living room*

Emily: ... What are you doing?

Andrew Didn’t you tell me to satanize the house?

Emily:

Emily: I said SANATIZE

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Halloween Costume

Jack: *Shows up to a costume party in regular clothes*

Joseph: Where’s your costume?

Jack: This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.

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Arrhythmia

Luca: Do you ever have that feeling where you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?

Emily: That’s called arrhythmia.

Luca: I get that feeling every time I look at E-

Emily: That’s serious, you can die from it.

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Beautiful Eyes

Joseph: ...And of course Aesop was there, looking at everyone with his beautiful eyes...

Hastur: Why is he talking about Aesop?

Jack: I'm not sure, I asked him about the weather and now we're here.

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Lock-Picking Skills

Luca: [Standing in front of locked door] Fortunately, I have a delicate lock-picking technique.

Luca: [Punches door down]

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When A Player Goes Missing Before Matches

Naib: Aesop isn't answering his phone.

Joseph: I'll call.

Norton: Naib and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Aesop, over the phone: Hello?

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Sad

[Victor, Andrew, and Luca sitting on a bench]

Edgar: Why do you guys look so sad?

Luca: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

[Edgar sits down]

Luca: The bench is freshly painted.

Edgar:

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Talk Dirty To Me

Joseph: Talk dirty to me

Aesop: I’m not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 fucking times

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911

Joker: Luchino is choking!! I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working!

Burke: Flip it upside down and use the 6!

Joker: Genius!!

Luchino: *Stops choking momentarily* What the fuck

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I Love You

Jack: I love you

Naib: That’s nice

Jack: Isn’t there something you should say back?

Naib: Uh there’s no more milk in the fridge?

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How

Norton: Hey

Mike: 🌈✨🌸🌺✨💫💖💞❤️💫🌈✨

Norton: How the fuck did you say that out loud?

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When Everyone Begins To Die In 2v8

Demi: We saved our best idea for last. Jose: If it’s our best idea, why did we leave it for last? Martha: Because we didn’t know it was our best idea until our other ideas turned out to be terrible.

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Sayings

Aesop: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That’s what I always say. Eli: you should say something else.

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Good Morning

Bonbon, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure.

Burke, not looking up from his alcohol: Good morning, problem child.