Seven Things
Norton You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.
Mike: Actually, I do more.
Mike: You catch seven.
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Seven Things
Norton You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.
Mike: Actually, I do more.
Mike: You catch seven.
Equally
Ann: I don’t have favorite a survivor.
Ann: I love Andrew and all you non-Andrews equally.
Handing Out Halloween Candy Be Like:
Joseph: We’re out of candy.
Joker: There’s been like 3 survivors...
Joseph: I know but one of them came dressed like me and told me he loved me so I just gave him everything
Satanize the House
*Emily walks in on Andrew making a summoning circle in the living room*
Emily: ... What are you doing?
Andrew Didn’t you tell me to satanize the house?
Emily:
Emily: I said SANATIZE
Halloween Costume
Jack: *Shows up to a costume party in regular clothes*
Joseph: Where’s your costume?
Jack: This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.
Arrhythmia
Luca: Do you ever have that feeling where you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?
Emily: That’s called arrhythmia.
Luca: I get that feeling every time I look at E-
Emily: That’s serious, you can die from it.
Beautiful Eyes
Joseph: ...And of course Aesop was there, looking at everyone with his beautiful eyes...
Hastur: Why is he talking about Aesop?
Jack: I'm not sure, I asked him about the weather and now we're here.
Lock-Picking Skills
Luca: [Standing in front of locked door] Fortunately, I have a delicate lock-picking technique.
Luca: [Punches door down]
When A Player Goes Missing Before Matches
Naib: Aesop isn't answering his phone.
Joseph: I'll call.
Norton: Naib and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Aesop, over the phone: Hello?
Sad
[Victor, Andrew, and Luca sitting on a bench]
Edgar: Why do you guys look so sad?
Luca: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
[Edgar sits down]
Luca: The bench is freshly painted.
Edgar:
Talk Dirty To Me
Joseph: Talk dirty to me
Aesop: I’m not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 fucking times
911
Joker: Luchino is choking!! I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working!
Burke: Flip it upside down and use the 6!
Joker: Genius!!
Luchino: *Stops choking momentarily* What the fuck
I Love You
Jack: I love you
Naib: That’s nice
Jack: Isn’t there something you should say back?
Naib: Uh there’s no more milk in the fridge?
How
Norton: Hey
Mike: 🌈✨🌸🌺✨💫💖💞❤️💫🌈✨
Norton: How the fuck did you say that out loud?
When Everyone Begins To Die In 2v8
Demi: We saved our best idea for last. Jose: If it’s our best idea, why did we leave it for last? Martha: Because we didn’t know it was our best idea until our other ideas turned out to be terrible.
Sayings
Aesop: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That’s what I always say. Eli: you should say something else.
Good Morning
Bonbon, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure.
Burke, not looking up from his alcohol: Good morning, problem child.