Disney please steal this plot for Frozen 2
Elsa is the queen of Arendelle and is a bitchin’ but also fair queen. She’s beloved by all her subjects. She’s also helping to plan Ana and Kristoff’s upcoming wedding, plus keeping an eye on Olaf to keep him out of trouble.
One day, she gets a letter from the king of a faraway kingdom who is at his wit’s end trying to help his out-of-control daughter. Elsa doesn’t want to help at first, but Ana convinces her to go. (A duet ensues between the two of them) So they leave Olaf and Sven (as well as Elsa’s most trusted adviser) in charge of Arendelle and bring Kristoff along to visit this family in crisis.
You know how Arendelle is vaguely Scandanavian? Well this kingdom is vaguely North African.
Anyhow, the princess, it turns out, produces lightning when she is angry. She keeps accidentally setting the village on fire. Elsa takes her under her wing and teaches her how to control her powers. There is a Rocky-style training montage, and the two women grow closer and closer. The princess kisses Elsa in the heat of the moment, and Elsa runs away in confusion. Because that’s what Elsa does. Elsa becomes fearful of her feelings and beings to lose control of her powers.
Meanwhile, Ana and Kristoff go on a sightseeing tour of the kingdom and find themselves ignoring the reason for their visit in favor of the beautiful sights. Blah blah they get distracted and aren’t there to help when Elsa accidentally gets injured. They realize that they’ve been focusing too hard on the details of the wedding and not enough on the importance of family and helping others.
Also meanwhile, Olaf and Sven find the kingdom under threat from within. One of Arendelle’s elite begins voicing dissent against the Queen, accusing her of abandoning the kingdom. (cue a song about “how can a girl run a country”) He gains support amongst the townspeople and forms a mob threatening to overthrow the monarchy. (basically a thinly-veiled reference to Donald Trump)
So Elsa is injured, the princess is still out of control, Ana and Kristoff are nowhere to be found, and Arendelle is under attack. What are they going to do?
Well, Ana and Kristoff decide to elope. They ask the king to marry them in a private ceremony with just them, Elsa, and the princess. As they proclaim their love for each other, Elsa looks to the princess and realizes that the same thing that saved her might save the princess. So she grabs the princess’s hand and they share A Moment. At that Moment, Elsa is healed and they realize that while anger causes the princess to produce lightning, love gives her the power of healing.
They receive an SOS letter from Olaf telling them to return immediately. The princess gives a heartfelt goodbye to her father and announces that she must follow the group to Arendelle, but promises to return soon. They all go to the kingdom and find a mob ready to destroy the entire kingdom. Ana, Elsa, and Kristoff don’t know what to do, but the princess steps up and gives a “love cures everything” speech. Then, she shakes hands with the instigator of the mob and uses her powers to soften his heart.
The movie ends with the princess and Elsa sharing a kiss. The end.
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