Idjit's R'Us

Sin/Sins --- Pan AroAce/Agenderflux Demixenogenderflux Aplatonic Quoifamilial --- SPN Blog --- Just a baby in a trenchcoat at heart

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Hi and welcome to Idjit's R'Us!

This is a sideblog where my original posts go. If you want to see me reblog, and sometimes comment, on others posts, head on over to my main @just-one-massive-idjit. My other side blog is @the-idjits-randomness

Quick bit of info (better explained on the pinned post on my main). My pronoun is Sin. I'm umbrellaed under Asexual and Agenderflux (38 other xenogenders. Ask me if your curious). I'm also pan, quoi, and cupioromantic as well as cupioplatonic and quoifamilial. Basically I'm a mess and an idjit, hence the name of the blogs.

Anyways, this sideblog is solely focused on the greatest show to ever grace my life, Supernatural. Yes, I know it's—quite frankly—a mess of a show and can be considered a monstrosity. It's my monstrosity though and I love it to death. I've been hooked for 2 years and I can already tell it's not letting go anytime soon.

I also have an A03 account. Im_just_1_massive_idjit is the name, crappy fanfiction is the game. No, but honestly. I have a few good ones on there.

Fics I've shared here (Tumblr post links):

"I was only trying to help" (Gen Sam&Dean&Godstiel)

"He was Dean I swear" (Gen + a little M/M Dean&Castiel)

"It's not a problem unless you make it one" Series ( M/M Sam/Loki; In progress)

"The Tree Topper" (Gen Sam&Dean&Castiel)

"Smoking Halo" (M/M Castiel/Dean)

"One hunter, two cowboys, and a librarian" (Gen Jack&Sam&Castiel&Dean)

"I like my coffee like I like my..." (M/M Castiel/Dean)

"A Coat's Embrace" (M/M Castiel/Dean)

"Breaths of Red and White" (M/M Gabriel/Sam; Crack fic)

"All Beecause of you" (M/M Castiel/Dean)

"A visit from an annoying little asshole" (Sam/Loki, Loki&Castiel)

"Worth getting a headache for" (Destiel fluff)

"Thanks, Angel" (Destiel fluff)

"Normal Angel Things" (Sabriel fluff; Gabriel and his platypuses)

"A Prophet's Murder" (Sam/Loki series part 8)

"What's it going to be?" (Demigirl!Bela & Dean)

"You tell me" (M/M & Gen Endverse!Cas and Dean)

Feel free to ask me anything!

Now all that's said, welcome and enjoy the (shit) show!

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Dean's bones should constantly crack. Just the pure amount of shit he's put his body through, there has to be at least one bone that will crack. He goes to reach for something and his shoulder cracks or he opens a beer bottle and his wrist cracks. Or even he's just walking and his hips crack or his leg or even his ankle. Just. To me it makes sense. I don't know about anyone else.

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What if Jack goes back in time and changes how the end happened? Cas never dies, Dean and Sam both live, Chuck just seemingly disappears. But then small things from the previous timeline starts slipping through to the three of them and Jack starts getting nervous as they begin asking questions. In the end, the pressure gets to be too much for Jack and they confess what they did. Will the three of them be angry at them for changing the timeline? Or will they accept what they did? Or a secret third option? That is part of the fic I have not thought about yet. It will come to me eventually, but for now, all I have is this idea that's been plaguing my mind for the last week and a half and have yet to being to write.

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Castiel is Icarus and he flew too close to the son.

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"You tell me"

“So, are you going to tell me what's going on or what?” Cas' eyes narrow, then takes the joint out of his mouth and purses his lips as he puts it out. He takes another step forward until we are a foot apart. I can clearly smell the weed on him now. “You tell me,” Cas says, voice deeper.

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This fic is brought to you by another unskippable fic idea. I had the thought "what if endverse!Cas didn't know 2009!Dean wasn't 2014!Dean" like nine hours ago and this is the product of that.

Word count: 2,098

M/M, Gen

Little bit of Dean/Endverse!Cas, mainly Dean & Endverse!Cas

Link to fic here

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Got an endverse!cas fic idea. May or may not turn into an unskippable fic idea. We'll have to see.

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Well, seeing as how I've already written 500 words in these three hours, this is seeming more likely than not

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Essentially endverse!Cas doesn't realize that 2009!Dean is not 2014!Dean. He's very much stoned.

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You can tell I've never smoked anything before because I just typed "What does marijuana taste like?" into a search bar. Have I smelled it before? Yes. But that was years ago and I didn't even know what it was at the time. Taste though? Never. Do I need to add it to the fic? No, but I believe that it would be better if I did.

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Okay, I wrote 800 words in five hours at work. Safe to say this is now an unskippable fic idea

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Got an endverse!cas fic idea. May or may not turn into an unskippable fic idea. We'll have to see.

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Well, seeing as how I've already written 500 words in these three hours, this is seeming more likely than not

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Essentially endverse!Cas doesn't realize that 2009!Dean is not 2014!Dean. He's very much stoned.

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You can tell I've never smoked anything before because I just typed "What does marijuana taste like?" into a search bar. Have I smelled it before? Yes. But that was years ago and I didn't even know what it was at the time. Taste though? Never. Do I need to add it to the fic? No, but I believe that it would be better if I did.

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Got an endverse!cas fic idea. May or may not turn into an unskippable fic idea. We'll have to see.

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Well, seeing as how I've already written 500 words in these three hours, this is seeming more likely than not

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Essentially endverse!Cas doesn't realize that 2009!Dean is not 2014!Dean. He's very much stoned.

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Got an endverse!cas fic idea. May or may not turn into an unskippable fic idea. We'll have to see.

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Well, seeing as how I've already written 500 words in these three hours, this is seeming more likely than not

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Got an endverse!cas fic idea. May or may not turn into an unskippable fic idea. We'll have to see.

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"The Party" by King Mala but Leviathan!Cas

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"Oh, there's something sick inside my chest

It wants to come ruin the party (Party)

Like something slithered down my throat while I slept

And it's starving

Oh, it's starving"

Radiates Leviathan!Cas/Godstiel

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If you see a webweave get posted for this at some point in the next week, don't be surprised. I don't have anyone to talk to about how much I love this song anymore, so the only way I can do that is through Tumblr and webweaving it.

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Only took me 13 hours to actually do it.

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Leviathan!Cas || "The Party" by King Mala

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I feel like Godstiel is just "don't give a fuck" version of Castiel and that if he really wanted to, nothing would've gotten in his way of Dean. Not even Dean.

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"The Party" by King Mala but Leviathan!Cas

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"Oh, there's something sick inside my chest

It wants to come ruin the party (Party)

Like something slithered down my throat while I slept

And it's starving

Oh, it's starving"

Radiates Leviathan!Cas/Godstiel

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If you see a webweave get posted for this at some point in the next week, don't be surprised. I don't have anyone to talk to about how much I love this song anymore, so the only way I can do that is through Tumblr and webweaving it.

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"The Party" by King Mala but Leviathan!Cas

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"Oh, there's something sick inside my chest

It wants to come ruin the party (Party)

Like something slithered down my throat while I slept

And it's starving

Oh, it's starving"

Radiates Leviathan!Cas/Godstiel

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"The Party" by King Mala but Leviathan!Cas

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"Dead Girl Walking" from Heathers except Dean at the end of Season 11 accepting Cas' "I'll go with you."

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OR Cas in "Free to be you and me" because he knows he won't get out of dealing with Raphael alive.